ruby wrote:Nicky
Forgot to mention, your suggestion about JW sacrificing a camel as the three kings travelled on camels would go down like a lead balloon with her I am afraid. You see, JW is more Muslim than the Prophet Muhammed and of course the 3 camels represent the birth of Jesus Christ.
I would say JW was never considered 'normal' based on the rantings she has made on other sites, but meeting her Turk in the States on an Internet Chat room and being desperate as she is, she latched onto him like a leech. He was in the States on a Students Visa and doing a bit of moonlighting cash in the hand delivering pizzas.
Well as he is Muslim, she has to follow suit, and she is currently in Turkey minus her 5 year old daughter whom she has basically abandonded as she considers the child 'an inconvenience' to her and Mr Perfect. Now you dont have to be a genius to work out that her Turk is after a Green Card. Anyway, I digress, the camels would not be an appropriate sacrifice as her leanings are now totally islamic. Sad isnt it?
By the way, I meant 5th Avenue Cold Duck
Dont know why I said 'Blue', think its time for bed.
Good night
Ruby
Hi Ruby
I think this is the Mad Hatters Club in which I include myself ?
Who wants to be 'normal' and dismal and boring and meet people on the Internet miles away and abandon your family.... I adore my family....we are a big extended 'familie' ..sort of like an elephant herd. We have lots of strong women and piles of naughty boys, and we spend a lot of time together and are very protective of each other. Oh I live near Sheffield..named after the English Sheffield Forest, except that we don't have conifers..it is coastal forest.
I think you are quite the Inspector Clouseau...which gave me the idea to check on my precious Precious! She has been smuggling wine in the iron!! Actually I think in this cold weather she has been making gluwein, my clothes smell of cloves....when I went to church this morning, the Padre was all over me and instead of giving ME the communion he seemed intent on embracing me in his robes.
Ah well better to attack me than go after little boys. I really think Precious is getting very cheeky, she said to me 'MEdEm, you have an IPad, an IPhone, an ITablet.....and I only have an IRon'...I think I should get Strawbs to give her a talking to.
Talking of which, it is no secret that South AFricans are know to be a light fingered lot. We even had a cabinet minister with a penchant for pocketing the cutlery at royal banquets. I don't know what he did with them, perhaps he is like a raven and just collects things. I am sure somewhere he has a stash of hotel soaps, dressing-gowns and shower caps. He probably dresses in drag for his wife.
Actually Our President loves to shower. He slept with an HIV woman (not his 1,2,3,4,5 wife) and said he used no protection because he showered afterwards.....he says if you shower after intercourse having used no protection then you are 'safe'...so now all his followers do just that now our very educated (he passed grade 6) President, Bless his Soul, is always drawn in cartoons with a shower sticking out of his head. Better to be a dick-head.
Oh, I see there has been some heated debate about circumcision on this site! Well some of the latest research in AFrica indicates that circumcision can be one of the most effective ways to reduce HIV. Well I am not going into the debate but all the poor young ones have been trotted out to have the chop and MP's here warned this week that underpaid nurses could be nicking discarded foreskins from hospital cans - up to 2.3 million of them every year. Apparently the pharmaceutical industry pays good money for the little morsels, which can be used n the production of anti-wrinkle cream. So next time you look in the mirror and see your lovely skin plumping out, just check where the ingredients come from!
Ok am in a rush, I am actually working this weekend and on Woman's Day, will be away on an assignment, so have a great week!
Nicks