Member Introductions

Hi,

I thought it would be nice and friendly if our members could say a quick Hello, and give a little introduction. I notice Choochoo joined yesterday - so maybe she could kick off........



Strawbs

Anyone?

Choochoo?

Strawberry

I am Miche from Manc and I have bouncy big boobs and am well fit.

Miche x

Hi Miche from Manc (or should it be Bristol!)

Welcome, your introduction made me laugh. Hope you enjoy the joke below:-

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" "Hickory dickory dock"!

Ruby

Oh Ruby!

That's one of my regular jokes!

I've been telling that one for years..........not to the same people of course!

Strawbs

P.S. Miche - I hope you wear a good supporting brassiere that supports and elevates your large breasts.

They might suffocate her if they're that big

Hiya Strawberry. I've had a look around the site and I don't really think it's for me, seems to be a lot of incomprehensible issues going on with some other site and *bitchy* history of some kind.I wish you well and your members, as you all seem to know eachother. Have fun.

Caroline

Hi Caroline,

Oh, I'm so disappointed you've decided not to contribute any more. That's such a shame, especially as I was eager to know where you considered to be more upmarket in Turkey than Gocek. Oh well, not to worry. I'll just have to wonder and suffer.

Goodbye.

Strawberry

Hello everyone, thanks for letting me in. This time next week I will be in Turkey, so I wont be around too much at first.

Hello Lilly and welcome to the site. Hope you have a brilliant time in Turkey and we look forward to your contributing to the site. You are more than welcome to join us and contribute.

Ruby

Hi Lilly,

Welcome to the site! Where in Turkey will you be going?

Strawbs

I am off to Istanbul

lilly79 wrote:I am off to Istanbul

Sorry to hear that.

Strawbs

What part of Istanbul you going to Lilly?

Maria

The part that doesn't exist Maria LOL What a nutter..........

I'm a wee newbie saying hello.

Loving the site!

Before anyone welcomes 'Tommisina' - I have already banned her. It's obviously been done by someone who doesn't like her....

Strawbs

Never seen her before in my life. Who is she?

Ruby

Hi Ruby,

Oh, she was a manager on the stout, fat midget's site at one time. She's a close friend of that other stunner, Delimersin (Tracey) Tracey (Delimersin) actually posted the pictures up (can't think why!!) and it's obvious that one of the bunch of fruitcakes have had a recent fallout ; they have them all the time.

I guess someone's got upset with the moose for some reason or other, and has decided to use MY site as a way of getting back at her. They've done similar things before. It does make me laugh!

Strawbs

I best not let the hubby see the pic........I don't want him coming over all amorous......

I've said it before on the thread Linzee posted alleging 'the truth will always come out', well it did didnt it It made her look the stupid fraud that she is by placing the clearly tampered and altered emails she had allegedly received from Soo. It is as plain as the nose on your face, the email from Strawbs has been 'doctored'

However, I was not so concerned about her corrupt interference with the emails, what I was concerned about was the fact that Linzee referred to Soo as 'a dying woman'. I am sure Soo does not need reminding that she has a terminal illness. Of course, Soo is behind Linzee 100%, but how can Soo trust a person who makes such an heinous statement about her being terminally ill?

I found that statement utterly cruel and most upsetting, in fact, that statement was lower than a snakes belly and I have never ever heard anything so revolting and disparaging on these forums.

Which brings me to this newbie member tommisina, her close friend Delimersin posted such a humiliating photograph of her, and Delimersin is supposed to be her friend. I again add 'with friends like you, who needs enemies'?

Absolutely disgraceful

Ruby

Well, actually, although Janis is very comical-looking, she's a darned site better-looking than Delimersin! Have you not seen Deli?

As for the repulsive, grotesque Linzeee - she'll use anyone to try and be vile to me. It is disgusting calling Soo a 'dying woman' - I'm sure she didn't want to hear that. Don't get me wrong - I don't like Soo's viciousness and grasping nature - but to call her a 'dying woman' is particularly nasty. Maybe subconsciously Linzee is still smarting with Soo? I remember after they met up (just the once) in Icmeler, and Soo posted up how she couldn't mistake Linzee - she saw her coming along the road in a giant billowing dress.............haha! That was when Linzee must have weighed about 30 stone - she's now down to about 20 stone

Strawbs

Hi ya i'm here at last, but i wont be logged on very much as i have a litter of 7 puppies to keep me occupied

Me and the family are fine, its just systems all go at the moment getting the garden re puppy proofed again and the house

Hi Deniz!

Welcome to the new site! Congratulations on your new puppies.....and I look forward to hearing more from you soon!

Strawbs

Welcome Deniz I remember you, it's nice to have you on here.