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    How to get a Turk to get out your way

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    ruby

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    How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  ruby on Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:58 am

    Now as everyone now knows, I've just returned back from my annual pilgrimage to Marmaris. To be honest I was shocked at how upmarket it has become, yes Strawbs, I know you will be gobsmacked, but it really has become a very high end resort.

    One of the main new features is the Water Fountain which dances to music and light at 9pm every evening. This is situated in the area where the old Tansas used to be.


    Now we all know how Turks and Kurds love freebies, so the area surrounding this spectacular fountain is heaving around 8.50pm with absolutely no where to plonk one's bottom as the megre seating arrangements have already long been occupied by the locals. So I thought up a plan to get them to move their arses in order for our party to sit down.

    You may wish to use this tactic yourself, its easy and affective. All you do is take out a Kleenex, have a good coughing session lasting on and off for about 30 seconds, look at the locals sat on the bench and say 'ben cok hasta, ben domuz gripi' Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Tell you what, they would have all won a gold medal in the olympics for moving their butts like flash lightening. tongue I then put my tissue back in my handbag, and we have a huge seating and a panoramic view of the beautiful dancing fountain all to ourselves.

    It works in all public areas, including pazars, the dolmus, people pushing in front of the queue, getting rid of Turkish pests on the beach. affraid Dont try it at the airport or in government offices, it may get you into trouble.

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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  SozzledSally on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:32 pm

    You are so funny Rubes I can well see you doing that you naughty girl! Razz Razz That fountain is luverly isnt it!! drunken

    Sal x
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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  hayleyvemehmet on Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:06 am

    Haven't needed to get the turks out of the way,but my mum and her friend saw off the germans lol.They had gone away at the end of season and this place was virtually empty except a few tourists about.they decided to go to the beach and found it was still loaded with sunbeds and chose a nice spot right down the front,no one else was there at the time and they felt rather pleased with themselves.suddenly down come two germans and literally plonked their bums on the beds in front of my mum and her friend.There wasn't anyone else on this beach atall and they didnt try to talk to my mum and she felt they were listening to her conversation so she looked at her friend and said watch this.... lifted her bum cheek and let out a huge ripper!friend decided she would do the same and after a few botty coughs , the germans went Smile
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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:56 pm

    aaah Hayley I spit me tea all over me keyboard............that made me rip roar larfing!......thats bloody funny...wish I cud of been there to see the germans faces.....LOL....
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    Post  hayleyvemehmet on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:56 pm

    Smile thing is thd my mum acted totally out of character :/ i must say she is typical lady of her age and as a grammar educated woman this was certainly out of her zone.She was just so annoyed that out of a whole empty beach they went there,if it was me i would have made them talk to me but my mums different lol x
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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:05 pm

    I think we do act different on holiday....I do....LOL.....serves the germans right anyway and like you say...why did they sit bang next to your mum when they had the whole friggin beach......
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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  Maria on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:36 pm

    Best way to get a turk out the way is to ask him for money!! bounce bounce bounce bye bye!! bounce bounce

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    Re: How to get a Turk to get out your way

    Post  ruby on Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:29 am

    Maria wrote:Best way to get a turk out the way is to ask him for money!! bounce bounce bounce bye bye!! bounce bounce

    Maria x

    Love it Maria, will definately try that next time Laughing But asking for money wont get you a seat on a bench to watch the fountain show, so will continue to use my plan, unless anyone else has a better idea affraid

    Rubes

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