The Things Adults Say !!!!

Picture this scene, we are all stuffed after indulging Christmas lunch and pud. My daughter in law is going for a walk with her mother and her overbearing stepfather who has earned the heady title of 'Control Freak of the Week'.

My son and I are crashed out in the lounge, my son looks at me and says 'mom, how about giving Phil a great big snog', I promptly replied through gasps of laughter 'not a bloody chance'. All of a sudden we hear Phil's wife call his name as he must have gone to the little boy's room prior to going out.

My son went a shade of beetroot and we laughed till we cried

Anyone else had any howlers over the festive season?

Rubes

O dear love it ruby.pretty boring on that front for us as no one slipped up this year.went smoothly and very quickly.Have had many of those in the past and i will relay them someday xx

ruby wrote:Picture this scene, we are all stuffed after indulging Christmas lunch and pud. My daughter in law is going for a walk with her mother and her overbearing stepfather who has earned the heady title of 'Control Freak of the Week'.

My son and I are crashed out in the lounge, my son looks at me and says 'mom, how about giving Phil a great big snog', I promptly replied through gasps of laughter 'not a bloody chance'. All of a sudden we hear Phil's wife call his name as he must have gone to the little boy's room prior to going out.

My son went a shade of beetroot and we laughed till we cried

Anyone else had any howlers over the festive season?

Rubes

Poor Phil LOL.....bet hes gonna have it in for you next time....you better be carefull! LOL....he mite grab you and give you a fat sloppy smacker...........