Guveclover Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:59 pm
I'm sure it'll suit the Turd "hubby" much better this way. It'll be another string to his bow and he doesn't have to foot the bill if he learns over here because she will.
I've noticed that a lot of this latest crop of women are molleycoddling their Turds more than ever.
I have read them say things like
"when I go over to bring him back", like someone who is going to collect their dog from boarding kennels when they get back from holidays, or like I went to collect my 11 year old son from summer camp yesterday.
One woman is even flying out to Turkey for just
two days so that she can chaperone "hubby" on the journey and see that he is OK. Jesus, children can even fly as unaccompanied minors! Apparently, she says he's "a terrible flyer" - what nonsense, I bet he's never even been on a plane before in his life and he's probably just scared. What a big man! She should remind him of that when he's throwing his weight around. He sounds like a great big liability of a baby to me and if he starts out like that she'll be wiping his arse for ever more. Which reminds me, in setting up Turkish satellite TV for him, getting all manner of Turkish provisions in and filling her home with "Turkish bits" as she calls them and photos of his family, I wonder if she's remembered to fit one of those little water spouts on her toilet? I hope she doesn't read this thread - it could throw her into a right old quandry finding a plumber who'll do it. If she can though, I'm sure she will. What "hubby" wants (or what she thinks "hubby" wants) I'm sure "hubby" will get, with asbolutely no expense spared!
Indeed, the same woman has already bought "hubby" a car ready for when he arrives - and footed the £980 bill it will cost to insure him for a year too. All that in addition to the above. What a lucky "hubby"! I bet she's exceeding his expectations already.
And what has he rewarded her with so far? Laying down the law by the sounds of it, telling her that he won't allow English names to feature in the names of any children they might have.
Perhaps as a final gesture she'd better go out and get
"DOORMAT" tattooed on her forehead in readiness for his arrival.