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For those brainwashed into converting to Islam, ask your askim if he would like to convert to your faith, as follows is a very easy prayer which as the saying goes, if the cap fits, wear it
THE CHAV'S PRAYER
Our father who art in prison,
Mother who knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
in JJB sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
and forgive us of our ASBO's,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
but deliver us free housing.
For thine is the chavdon, the Burberry and the Blackberry,
forever and ever,
Innit.
Mind you, with the new visa rules which came into effect on 9 July, I reacon there will be a shortage of Settlement Visa's being approved
Oh where is Gemsgirl these days, I know she lived in the West Midlands, was it anywhere near Aston 
Ruby
For those brainwashed into converting to Islam, ask your askim if he would like to convert to your faith, as follows is a very easy prayer which as the saying goes, if the cap fits, wear it
THE CHAV'S PRAYER
Our father who art in prison,
Mother who knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
in JJB sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
and forgive us of our ASBO's,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
but deliver us free housing.
For thine is the chavdon, the Burberry and the Blackberry,
forever and ever,
Innit.
Mind you, with the new visa rules which came into effect on 9 July, I reacon there will be a shortage of Settlement Visa's being approved
Oh where is Gemsgirl these days, I know she lived in the West Midlands, was it anywhere near Aston Ruby
