Valentines Day

Wondering what everyone is doing this Valentines Day.

Personally I shall be allowing my slave to Wine and Dine me, but not 69 me

I recall a poster of Tarkan with that slogan on it, so dont blame me, its my Turkish idol that quoted that phrase. Think I will toodle pip off and build a shrine to Tarkan

Rubes

69s old out of date now Rubes.......all the numpty turkey hubs wear t shirts wiv.......IM NOT NORMAL.......

I was informed Tarkans gay but theres nothing wrong in a little fantasy thing going on!! His not my cup of cay really but I can see what girls see in him - and boys! I bet his got a big fan club Rubes dont you think its strange he hasnt married a big bertha from england or scotland?

Sal x

Hi THD, yes noticed many Turks wearing those T's in Marm and they really really suit them Glad someone came up with a good idea for once instead of all they cheapo crap they produce

Hi Sal, Poor Tarkan has so many fatso's to choose from that he just cannot make a decision which one he wants Also he has a lot of competition what with lard buckets being snapped up by turtles and one eyed monsters this good looking guy just doesnt stand a chance

Rubes

ruby wrote:Wondering what everyone is doing this Valentines Day.

Personally I shall be allowing my slave to Wine and Dine me, but not 69 me

I recall a poster of Tarkan with that slogan on it, so dont blame me, its my Turkish idol that quoted that phrase. Think I will toodle pip off and build a shrine to Tarkan

Rubes

Hi Rubes

You had me cracking up with that wine, dine, not 69!! Now I was thinking if you are 99 how would 69 actually work?

NIcks

We will be going to see a movie and probably grab a kebab how romantic,but its enough as we plan to do something nice when we go away.



Nicks i think the best thing for ages 99 is to stick to spooning its matches the number xx

I thought 99 was an ice cream.......LOL......some sexy ice creams about......

hayleyvemehmet wrote:We will be going to see a movie and probably grab a kebab how romantic,but its enough as we plan to do something nice when we go away.



Nicks i think the best thing for ages 99 is to stick to spooning its matches the number xx

Hi Hayley

I think your right!!

I saw this lovely joke about little old ladies...so if any of your grannies or mothers are missing their hearing-aids!

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."



Nicks

hyatum wrote:

hayleyvemehmet wrote:We will be going to see a movie and probably grab a kebab how romantic,but its enough as we plan to do something nice when we go away.



Nicks i think the best thing for ages 99 is to stick to spooning its matches the number xx

Hi Hayley

I think your right!!

I saw this lovely joke about little old ladies...so if any of your grannies or mothers are missing their hearing-aids!

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."



Nicks

Nicks that joke is sooooooooo funny! It cracked me up! I must remember that one this weekend hehe Have you got any more jokes? I love reading them

Maria x