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Hiya Nicks
I'm really sorry to bother you whilst you are going through such an awful time with your little one, but wondered if you could possibly pass on a message to your Precious for me?
Despite the fact that its rained cats and dogs in the UK over the last few days, with rainfall equivalent to one month's downpour, the UK is officially in a drought.
So, would you ask your Precious
if she and her 1,000 members of her extended family start beating those drums in the bush to help the UK in their water plight. 
Please ensure that all funds raised are NOT under any circumstances forwarded to Mr Ca-moron as he is far too posh and fat due to his and his shitzu poodle's expense account. Furthermore, he most certainly does not need anymore undisclosures as he is already far too busy covering up the arse of his Cultural Minister in the BSkyB fiasco
Please send all African financial donations over to the UK care of Ruby's Gin Fund
.
Ruby
I'm really sorry to bother you whilst you are going through such an awful time with your little one, but wondered if you could possibly pass on a message to your Precious for me?
Despite the fact that its rained cats and dogs in the UK over the last few days, with rainfall equivalent to one month's downpour, the UK is officially in a drought.
So, would you ask your Precious
if she and her 1,000 members of her extended family start beating those drums in the bush to help the UK in their water plight. Please ensure that all funds raised are NOT under any circumstances forwarded to Mr Ca-moron as he is far too posh and fat due to his and his shitzu poodle's expense account. Furthermore, he most certainly does not need anymore undisclosures as he is already far too busy covering up the arse of his Cultural Minister in the BSkyB fiasco
Please send all African financial donations over to the UK care of Ruby's Gin Fund
.Ruby
