Happy Women's Day Hyatum

ruby wrote:Hi Nicky

Wishing you a very happy Women's Day in South Africa. Hope you enjoy your day, also hope 'your' Precious has a great day too

Enjoy yourself whatever you are up to, wish it was a National Day (Bank Holiday) here in the UK too.

Ruby

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:Hi Nicky

Wishing you a very happy Women's Day in South Africa. Hope you enjoy your day, also hope 'your' Precious has a great day too

Enjoy yourself whatever you are up to, wish it was a National Day (Bank Holiday) here in the UK too.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

Thanks for your wishes! had a great day in the wild working on an assignment. Saw awesome sightings of my favourite animals...elephants!

Precious had a very relaxing day. She put her feet up (on my linen Ottoman), made coffee in my grandmothers china tea-cups and watched all the Efrican soapies. Then after she had had a lovely long soaking bubble-bath in my bathroom, slipped on my silk gown (she's far too fat too buxom for my other clothes) sat at the fireplace (in my formal lounge nogal with the gardener from next door) and barbecued some sheep brains and drank my best Merlot and said 'I wish MEdem could see me now'. She's too precious.

Nicks

Maria wrote:What is womans day? Is it like mothers day?

Maria

ruby wrote:

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:Hi Nicky

Wishing you a very happy Women's Day in South Africa. Hope you enjoy your day, also hope 'your' Precious has a great day too

Enjoy yourself whatever you are up to, wish it was a National Day (Bank Holiday) here in the UK too.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

Thanks for your wishes! had a great day in the wild working on an assignment. Saw awesome sightings of my favourite animals...elephants!

Precious had a very relaxing day. She put her feet up (on my linen Ottoman), made coffee in my grandmothers china tea-cups and watched all the Efrican soapies. Then after she had had a lovely long soaking bubble-bath in my bathroom, slipped on my silk gown (she's far too fat too buxom for my other clothes) sat at the fireplace (in my formal lounge nogal with the gardener from next door) and barbecued some sheep brains and drank my best Merlot and said 'I wish MEdem could see me now'. She's too precious.

Nicks

Hello Hyatum

So glad you had a great day and encountered elephants Strangely enough, we encounter many elephants here in the UK and around the resorts in Turkey, but they have two legs and are much less attractive than the African elephant.

Precious is a cheeky girl if you ask me, she needs to get herself cleaning and mopping to rid herself of those saddle like hips all those girls seem to possess in order to cart the white man's children around on. Personally, I could not have worn my silk gown after she had had her fat smelly body in it, that musky smell never disappears even if she had stayed in your bath all day long. Also Nicky, Precious has played yet another trick to get you to throw your lovely gown out in the garbage so she will take it back to her shanty town hovel.

You tell me the boy also came in from next door, eewww, hope they didnt make out in your lounge, although my guess is that she did, what's the boy's name? Guess it is something like Nku meaning sheep as they ate sheep's brains, strange how sheep are more intelligent than them

Sorry Hyatum, but your Precious sounds extremely more like Precocious to me.

Ruby

Admin wrote:Hi Nicks,

Eeeeew, I couldn't eat sheep brains for love nor money! What do they taste like? I suppose your Turk must like them : it's a Turkish dish isn't it - brain soup? Have you ever been to Turkey?

Talking of cups, I'm very finicky with my cups, mugs and glasses. When I have tea (which is rare) I too have to drink out of very thin china cups; but when I drink coffee (my favourite) I can only drink it out of proper coffee cups or a coffee mug. Strange isn't it? I'm the same when drinking alcohol - I have to drink out of very thin crystal glasses. I cannot stand thick-rimmed glasses! I don't think it's just an idiosyncracy - I actually think the drinks taste better if you drink them out of the appropriate cups/glasses.

Your maid missed out there!

I like your stories, Nick. They do make me laugh!

By the way, Ruby will be posting later today (sorry I barged in on her post ) she's gone for a pampering session this morning, so should come back all refreshed and relaxed!

Strawbs

hyatum wrote:

Maria wrote:What is womans day? Is it like mothers day?

Maria

Hi Maria

Womens Day is apparently a day to 'reflect and contemplate' the contribution women have made to SA society!! It is a Public Holiday in SA. Of course being the cynic I am I think it is just another day for lazy people to stay at home and veg....or for the masses to go and attend some braai and beer rally with twaddle talk by politicians. In retrospect I don't see why every day should not be 'Women's day', where women and girls are respected and appreciated and loved, why should we have to wait for one day in the year...I mean they don't have a 'Mans Day' . Bloody idiots.

Nicks

Maria wrote:

hyatum wrote:

Maria wrote:What is womans day? Is it like mothers day?

Maria

Hi Maria

Womens Day is apparently a day to 'reflect and contemplate' the contribution women have made to SA society!! It is a Public Holiday in SA. Of course being the cynic I am I think it is just another day for lazy people to stay at home and veg....or for the masses to go and attend some braai and beer rally with twaddle talk by politicians. In retrospect I don't see why every day should not be 'Women's day', where women and girls are respected and appreciated and loved, why should we have to wait for one day in the year...I mean they don't have a 'Mans Day' . Bloody idiots.

Nicks

Thanks for explaining what it is. Does it mean women should only be treated nice one day a year?

Hi Maria

Actually you have given me an idea I shall campaign for a 'men's day' so that we can be nasty to them for 364 days!!!

Nicks

Maria

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:Hi Nicky

Wishing you a very happy Women's Day in South Africa. Hope you enjoy your day, also hope 'your' Precious has a great day too

Enjoy yourself whatever you are up to, wish it was a National Day (Bank Holiday) here in the UK too.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

Thanks for your wishes! had a great day in the wild working on an assignment. Saw awesome sightings of my favourite animals...elephants!

Precious had a very relaxing day. She put her feet up (on my linen Ottoman), made coffee in my grandmothers china tea-cups and watched all the Efrican soapies. Then after she had had a lovely long soaking bubble-bath in my bathroom, slipped on my silk gown (she's far too fat too buxom for my other clothes) sat at the fireplace (in my formal lounge nogal with the gardener from next door) and barbecued some sheep brains and drank my best Merlot and said 'I wish MEdem could see me now'. She's too precious.

Nicks

Hello Hyatum

So glad you had a great day and encountered elephants Strangely enough, we encounter many elephants here in the UK and around the resorts in Turkey, but they have two legs and are much less attractive than the African elephant.

Precious is a cheeky girl if you ask me, she needs to get herself cleaning and mopping to rid herself of those saddle like hips all those girls seem to possess in order to cart the white man's children around on. Personally, I could not have worn my silk gown after she had had her fat smelly body in it, that musky smell never disappears even if she had stayed in your bath all day long. Also Nicky, Precious has played yet another trick to get you to throw your lovely gown out in the garbage so she will take it back to her shanty town hovel.

You tell me the boy also came in from next door, eewww, hope they didnt make out in your lounge, although my guess is that she did, what's the boy's name? Guess it is something like Nku meaning sheep as they ate sheep's brains, strange how sheep are more intelligent than them

Sorry Hyatum, but your Precious sounds extremely more like Precocious to me.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

Yes, are you a sorcerer?...you are giving me far too many ideas?? I have been unable to wear my gown again....the sleeves were split right open from those fat porker arms... but my two jack-russels have asked if they could use it to 'feather their nests' (you know like every-one else here). So I have given in to their canine requests and it gives me great pleasure to know that Precious has to wash and iron that gown every day and feather my hounds little nest. Things have literally 'gone to the dogs'.

I am sure that Precious and July (he was actually born in May but May is a girl's name and they already have a May and June and August...anyway his Zulu name is Bongani, which means thank-you...Sheep in Zulu is Imvu) did make out...in my lounge...I will have to give them a traditional Zulu mat and ask them to refrain from messing with my furniture !! Actually Precious has her own bedroom, but her bed is on bricks , she has to waddle up a ladder to climb into bed, because she believes that there is a very small man called the Tokoloshe who rides a baboon and casts spells on people at night-time!! I think our President also sleeps on bricks, although I geuss his bed is very sturdy because he is really obese and has even more obese wives. Can you imagine what a sight it must be when they all climb in to their raised bed at night-time. Piles of quivering lard quaking at the thought of the baboon-rider...and the next day the same man has to make critical decisions about our economy.. Actually Bongani should be our President, he has Grade 8 in Home Economics which is more advanced than Grade 6 Woodwork and he can literally charm the monkeys out the trees...I mean he charmed Precious onto my chaise longue.

Precious, Precocious....

Nicks