HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY

Hi Rubes

Wishing you a very happy birthday! Hope this year will be full of surprises, lots of opportunities, and you will get all the love back that you so generously give out. Live every day like there is no tomorrow. (And enjoy the new man....just kick him to touch when he gets a tad boring or out of hand!)

(was going to send you a new set of dentures, seeing as your nearing your century, but trading in elephant ivory has been banned....so just go ahead and tinkle on every keyboard that you find)

Lots of love

Nicks

Happy birthday Rubes! hope you have a brill day and get spoilt!

Pipxoxo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY enjoy your day and i hope your man makes you a lovely cake served with a glass of bubbly xxx hayley

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Ruby

hapy birthday to you!



Sal x

Have a great day Rubes and dont get into trouble you naughty minx

xxxxxxx

Maria

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HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL 99TH RUBY!!!!!

HOPE YOU RECEIVED YOUR BESPOKE TURKISH DENTURES I HAD MADE SPECIALLY FOR YOU - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE MISSING FRONT TOOTH? THEY DON'T LOOK FALSE AT ALL!

LOVE

STRAWBS

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Happy birthday for yesterday Rubes..........sorry I wasnt about to wish it then.......hope you didnt get pizzed too much!........

Many happy returns Rubes, hope you had a nice birthday

Pol x

Aw thank you girls, thats so kind of you all to send me all those good wishes

Strawbs, you are very naughty, I am actually 98, dont rub salt into the wounds, I know I am getting on, but jeez dont make me older than I actually am Thank you for your lovely gift, they fit a treat, no more gaps or yellow teeth

As for my doormat I've kicked him out to work his arse off today, mind you he did produce the goods - hence my absence over the weekend I will keep him on the backburner until he becomes surplus to my requirements and outlives his usefulness. The pressies he gave me were lovely, a generous man does have his uses, but I am in the fortunate position to be able to pick and choose and I have the feeling another bus will be chugging along very soon

Rubes

Helloooooooooo Ruby, belated happy birthday - you naughty sexy doll you!! I'm sending you a big fat smacker!! Caught it?? Bill

William909 wrote:Helloooooooooo Ruby, belated happy birthday - you naughty sexy doll you!! I'm sending you a big fat smacker!! Caught it?? Bill

Thanks Bill, caught it, it was a big wet one with a tickly tongue , big smackers back to you

Ruby

Hey Ruby, I'm sorry I missed your birthday! I hope you really enjoyed yourself and had a great time! You're a smashing lady and I enjoy reading your posts so much!

Richard

Hey thanks for the belated birthday wishes Richard, what a sweetie you are

Ruby

Hey Ruby, thank you for the compliment! Not sure I'm a sweetie though, haha! I'd much sooner be called a tiger (probably in my dreams, I know)

Richard

Ok Richard, you are a . Wonder what thinks

Ruby

Are you trying to tempt me Ruby! You're a very naughty minx! I love naughty women..............Bill

William909 wrote:Are you trying to tempt me Ruby! You're a very naughty minx! I love naughty women..............Bill

Well Bill, this is just for starters


I remember when you were a very naughty boy, and you know what happens to naughty boys - they get punished


(How tacky to sell second hand whips on Ebay yuk, I've even heard of used 'rabbits' being sold too )

Rubes

Youre new avatar showing your sexy thighs is gonna get bill going!......LOL......do you think he wants a whipping?....he might wanna whip you Rubes!......youre not serious about 2ndhand sex toys on ebay.....that is extra naughty that is.........