Look Whats Throbbing Between My Legs!!!!

Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

is that a harley Ruby.....that must be worth a bit....I love motorbikes.....I cant see you on a bike I dunno why LOL.....

Hi Ruby,

That looks a lovely bike! I thought Harley's had those really high handlebars? Or am I thinking of another bike?

I've only ever been on the back of a motorbike and I LOVED it! The first time I was 15 (God, had my Mum and Dad known, they'd have had kittens! ) this boy I knew had a friend who had a huge motorbike - it was one of those with the high handlebars - and he offered me a ride. Of course, I was very naive then, and didn't realise he wanted to impress me by going at what felt like 100mph down this very looooooong winding road - Being young and stupid I thought it was fantastic (and we didn't have safety helmets, either) and on some bends my hair (which was then down to my waist) actually touched the ground. Apparently, I was a very bad pillion rider, as I didn't lean into the turns or something

The second time I went on the back of a big motorbike was about 10 years ago - and I didn't like it at all - he went ever so fast on purpose - and even though I had a helmet on he couldn't hear me shouting at him to slow down, and when I tried to talk all the air seemed to swish into my mouth and I felt like I couldn't breathe!

I've been on the back of a few mopeds in Greece and Turkey - really enjoyed those!

Ertie said he wanted to get a motorbike (cos his friend's got one) but I discouraged hom. AHEM! I told him to buy himself a 4 x 4 donkey instead. Much safer!

So what's the fastest you've gone, Ruby?

Strawbs

Sirin had a motor bike once...she fancied herself as a hells angel and stuck a stud in her nose for extra affect LOL...

Lol, Good bless her she sounded pure hardcore with the stud

Ruby that looks like fun, great picture

Hi Ladies

Thanks for all your nice comments.

Strawbs, yes it is a Harley, and the black beast I am referring to is the bike not me in my leathers


Ruby

That looks fun Ruby you naughty girl not wearing a crash helmet was that in turkey?

Maria

Can you make it bigger a bit Ruby, I cant see your leathers hehe
Maria

Hi Maria

No, in the UK. I did try to modify it yesterday prior to posting, but as it was taken on an iphone and downloaded onto the computer (the photo was deleted off the iphone) I am unable to enlarge it.

Dont worry, the photo of me in my fur coat will be posted when we get our first snow and as you have already guessed I am a very naughty girl Maria

Ruby

Ruby have you been on the cooking sherry allready your very naughty today what tattoo have you got on your arm? I thought you said you didnt have none. naughty naughty

Maria

Hi Maria

Not been on the cooking sherry, if I was going to have an alcoholic beverage I can assure you it would be a little more up market than cooking sherry and certainly not during the day

I dont recall ever saying I never had a tattoo Anyway, have a guess what it is, I may reveal what it is one day BTW, the vicar knows what it is

Ruby

Well Ruby!! You shock me!! There was you telling me what a prude you are and now you're begging for some action!! Well well!! You really are gagging for it aren't you!! When was the last time Ruby? Bill

Hello Bill

I can assure you that I never 'gag for it' as I am always guaranteed 100% satisfaction.

As for the last time Bill, well thats for me to know and you to ponder.

Ruby

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

And I was just wondering what you looked like!! Not too much of a surprise...I knew you would be small and petite and strong...but totally messed up with the blonde.... thought you would be fair skinned and long dark hair! You are a 'titch' that is 'wee' in English.....how tall are you?

I love Harley's, they are my favourite bikes....but if I took Prec for a ride all her fake braids would fly off and blind the pedestrians, and her bump would poke me in the back...and she is really porky so i would be sitting on the handle bars...me thinks i will stick to my 4x4...she can sit in the back and hold my two jack russells

Anyway I 'smaak' your new image it's very 'lekker'.. i thought we were going to have to have a funeral or put you on zopax with that crow/raven. I hope it has flown back to the tower.

Nicks

ruby wrote:Hi Maria

Not been on the cooking sherry, if I was going to have an alcoholic beverage I can assure you it would be a little more up market than cooking sherry and certainly not during the day

I dont recall ever saying I never had a tattoo Anyway, have a guess what it is, I may reveal what it is one day BTW, the vicar knows what it is

Ruby

Oooh Ruby,

I was thinking more along the lines you'd been sipping Chateau Cukurbagli

http://cukurbagli.wordpress.com/

I bet you took one look at his legs all bare, stamping away like powerful sex machines in that tub of grape soup, and you came over all giddy with desire! Have you seen the other picture he's got just below that one? It's faintly pornographic

Actually, the broom carrier also has a bike, it seems, so you two hotties could really have a ball together! In fact, you'd both get so hot with excitement you'd be able to fry an egg on yourselves

Why don't you leave him a message on his blog and tell him what a mean powerful sex-machine you think he is? Go on - you know you want to!

Strawbs

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

And I was just wondering what you looked like!! Not too much of a surprise...I knew you would be small and petite and strong...but totally messed up with the blonde.... thought you would be fair skinned and long dark hair! You are a 'titch' that is 'wee' in English.....how tall are you?

I love Harley's, they are my favourite bikes....but if I took Prec for a ride all her fake braids would fly off and blind the pedestrians, and her bump would poke me in the back...and she is really porky so i would be sitting on the handle bars...me thinks i will stick to my 4x4...she can sit in the back and hold my two jack russells

Anyway I 'smaak' your new image it's very 'lekker'.. i thought we were going to have to have a funeral or put you on zopax with that crow/raven. I hope it has flown back to the tower.

Nicks

Hi Nicks,

Sorry to hijack your post!

The word 'wee' in English doesn't mean small - it means 'to urinate'! In Scotland they use word wee to describe someone or something as small.

English people do sometimes use the word 'titch' to describe a tiny person; not sure if Scottish people do.....

It's funny - I think everyone forms a picture in their head of someone who posts on a forum - I know I do! And when you do see their photo they are usually never anything LIKE you imagined them to be. I'm now wondering what you look like? I'd say you have dark blonde hair in a bob. You're quite tall, average build, and you sometimes wear glasses or contact lenses. Oh, and your second toe is longer than your big toe! Right or wrong? I bet I've got every detail wrong! lol

By the way, did you know that Crows (Ravens) actually hold grudges?!

That isn't a superstition - that's a fact. I hate Ravens - I think they're ugly in every way - and their screeching sends shivers down my spine. I once actually saw a group of them terrorising a dog on the Common! They were swooping down on the dog in circles, clearly trying to terrify him, and they looked like they were ganging up on him ready to attack him. So weird! The noise they made was horrendous - I think they're vile. Myself and a few other dog walkers managed to keep them at bay by shouting at them and swinging our leads up at them, but they were so menacing and it was actually frightening! I have quite a few where I live now, including Magpies, which I also can't stand. They're nasty birds (same family as Crows) and I always have to bloody salute when I see one to try and ward off bad luck! Grrrrrr!

Strawbs

Crows are a bad omen like magpies and they sound so ugly when they screach.......

Admin wrote:

hyatum wrote:

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

And I was just wondering what you looked like!! Not too much of a surprise...I knew you would be small and petite and strong...but totally messed up with the blonde.... thought you would be fair skinned and long dark hair! You are a 'titch' that is 'wee' in English.....how tall are you?

I love Harley's, they are my favourite bikes....but if I took Prec for a ride all her fake braids would fly off and blind the pedestrians, and her bump would poke me in the back...and she is really porky so i would be sitting on the handle bars...me thinks i will stick to my 4x4...she can sit in the back and hold my two jack russells

Anyway I 'smaak' your new image it's very 'lekker'.. i thought we were going to have to have a funeral or put you on zopax with that crow/raven. I hope it has flown back to the tower.

Nicks

Hi Nicks,

Sorry to hijack your post!

The word 'wee' in English doesn't mean small - it means 'to urinate'! In Scotland they use word wee to describe someone or something as small.

English people do sometimes use the word 'titch' to describe a tiny person; not sure if Scottish people do.....

It's funny - I think everyone forms a picture in their head of someone who posts on a forum - I know I do! And when you do see their photo they are usually never anything LIKE you imagined them to be. I'm now wondering what you look like? I'd say you have dark blonde hair in a bob. You're quite tall, average build, and you sometimes wear glasses or contact lenses. Oh, and your second toe is longer than your big toe! Right or wrong? I bet I've got every detail wrong! lol

By the way, did you know that Crows (Ravens) actually hold grudges?!

That isn't a superstition - that's a fact. I hate Ravens - I think they're ugly in every way - and their screeching sends shivers down my spine. I once actually saw a group of them terrorising a dog on the Common! They were swooping down on the dog in circles, clearly trying to terrify him, and they looked like they were ganging up on him ready to attack him. So weird! The noise they made was horrendous - I think they're vile. Myself and a few other dog walkers managed to keep them at bay by shouting at them and swinging our leads up at them, but they were so menacing and it was actually frightening! I have quite a few where I live now, including Magpies, which I also can't stand. They're nasty birds (same family as Crows) and I always have to bloody salute when I see one to try and ward off bad luck! Grrrrrr!

Strawbs

Hi Strawbs

Oops! glad you set me right on that one..would'nt like Ruby to think I thought she was pee! every language has such strange nuances and peculiarities. In SA we have the most odd sayings that have developed out of the combination of all our languages and township 'talk'. For example we say 'Ja-Nee' which means 'Yes-No', we also confuse the hell out of people by using the words 'now-now' and 'just-now' to mean 'a little later'. 'Befok' ...means wild, crazy, excellent!! a real cute guy is a 'boykie', and my best is 'bosbefok' which literally means 'bush-fu@ked'...some-one who has totally lost their marbles!!!

You come quite close to your mental pic of me in some aspects....I am quite tall, sporty build......ha ha ha but no my second toe is not longer than my first ...I just looked at my feet..LOL!! no bob, my hair is very blonde (from my Dutch ancestors) about the same colour as Ruby's and just past my shoulders and is layered, and I have very blue eyes. Glasses I only use for my editing and computer work and lenses I use for camera and film work.

Yeah i also dislike crows and ravens, but they have their place in the food-chain and they are a lot more attractive than vultures!!. Folklore here says that if a crow flies over your home then someone in your family will die!!!!Thank goodness i don't believe in all that crap.....Actually talking about scavengers, i really like hyeanas, the sound they make at night is so haunting....we have a couple that have made a den quite close to my home in the bush. It is wonderful to go to sleep with that sound it is so typically African!!!

Right now I am in he city and I have a great fast line Wow what a difference to the F£$%@&* frustrating country connection!! And I can see all your pics as well....

Have a great weekend!

Nicks

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

dyou remember what sex is like when your 71

You rude woman! Whats your problem?

Sal

Someone is a bit jealous of rubys picture if you ask me.

Don't worry Sal.... that one is bosbefok and she's 78 so I think she is referring to herself and she strayed/trolled onto this site when she was actually looking for a cure for 'oldtimers' or a maybe a bladder lift. Anyways she will soon forget what she was looking for and find someone else to harass.

Nicks

Michelle78 wrote:

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

dyou remember what sex is like when your 71

Some people have never had proper, passionate loving sex - you know, making love.

So you don't need to worry about that - what you've never had you don't miss!

Strawberry

P.S. Console yourself with a saucer of milk.........

Michelle78 wrote:

ruby wrote:Well Ladies (and Gents),

As Strawbs has spilt the beans about 'the motorbike' on the Michael Jackson thread, I thought I had better put a photo up of me on it for all to see.

As you can see my legs and thighs are very shapely wrapped on either side of this beast with its pulse racing between my legs wow forget Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit , however, I dont think the beast would take too kindly to having aprons of lard hanging over it, or indeed a humungous pair of thunder thighs the size that would crack coconuts in half due to eating too many Bounty Bars .

Well I am only 50kg so dont need to diet, as you can see the leathers fit like a glove, bet there are not many women who could fit into them as they gorge themselves stupid on Mars Bars and the like.

By the way, the black beast is a Harley Davidson.

Ruby

dyou remember what sex is like when your 71

MIAOW

Maria