Haha, Judith!
It's just as well they've banned smoking on planes! Did you ever have the misfortune of having to sit in th back where the smokers used to sit?
And smokers always tend to drink, too. They go hand-in-hand together - I've noticed that. Booze fumes and smoke - that must have been hell for you!
Of course, for the best air you need to sit at the front if you can, but there's no guarantee you won't be sat near a boozer. To be honest, I've never really noticed any drunks on flights (they're not allowed to serve them alcohol if they appear drunk, as you know) but I have seen some who look the worse for wear, and are able to disguise how tipsy they actually are.
I always have a drink on a flight (more than one, too) but I never have too much, and I would never breathe in someone's face! Mind you, I tend to drink either Vodka or Champagne, and they don't have a very strong odour, like, say, Guinness or Whisky. I do remember sitting next to one woman on a flight who had the most awful bad breath. It wasn't alcohol - it was just 'bad breath'. It made me feel sick, and what was so awful was she wanted to keep talking to me!
I could barely turn my head as she spoke, and eventually told her I was going to listen to some music and stuck my earphones in. I ALWAYS carry headphones with me, or use the ones on board if I'm stuck next to a bore
I've never really thought about if before, but on the charter flights you don't really see many posh-type people, I suppose. I have seen a few elderly types who look all intellectual and want to go and explore the ruins etc - they look the type if that makes sense - and you can tell by their educated accents that they're not going to spend their holiday in Bar Street!
When I've flown scheduled on BA to Turkey there's very few skanks on there (I don't remember seeing any rough-looking people) but some are flying out on business, or live over there - so they're a different type really. On Turkish Airlines most of them are Turks, but I have seen a few typical-looking numpties and elderly women who look like they could have toyboys.
I'm not crazy about TA - the service is appalling - they even pour coke out of plastic bottles, rather than giving you a small tin! I hate that. I don't even have bottles at home - I only have the tins - or the small glass bottles. Those big pastic bottles go flat (and they're never very fizzy to begin with) so I think it's appalling for a schedule airline to serve bottled coke. I remember seeing one numpty on TL raving about TA (well, it's TURKISH isn't it?!) and she was amazed that you got free food and drinks on there! She obviously didn't realise she was flying schedule - she must have been thinking only about getting to her destination and falling into askim's arms! Oh, and some of the planes are quite old and tatty-looking, I noticed. And the Turks are very messy on the flight, too - they seem to accumulate loads of bags and things all around their seats.
The worst service I ever had was on a Turkish Cypriot flight (schedule) and I think the cabin crew can't be bothered to serve you drinks, because they're free. Anyway, I had a drink and wanted another one, so pressed the button and waited, and waited, and waited until one walked past and I called her and asked her to for a drink - but she never came back! So after AGES I eventually walked to the galley myself and saw the stewardess sitting on a stall in there applying mascara and lipstick. So I told her I wanted a drink, and she told me (in a very haughty way) to sit down and she'd bring it to me. She was so rude! So I told her I had no intention of waiting and I wanted service NOW. She just kept applying her lipstick while looking in her compact mirror, so I asked her if she wanted me to serve myself, and she shrugged (she looked quite pleased!) and said 'OK'. So that's what I did. I opened the drawer and took some bottles of vodka and even found some TINS of tonic water!
So that was a result. I took a good few, too.
But it is bad when you have to serve yourself!
Strawbs