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I was looking at another site yesterday, and noticed a woman (she's another Yank) saying how much she MISSES her man. What's wrong with that I hear you ask? Well, she's never actually met him! 
Soooooooo.....I'm wondering how she can be missing him! Any ideas, anyone?
On another site, there's a woman on there who refers to her man as 'her other half' and they've only been in each other's company for a total of about 20 hours over the course of 18 months? If that? I bet HE doesn't call her his other half! I bet he calls her his Viza Voman.
These women really push things along at a fast pace (I suppose that's what desperate women have to do) but I find it cringeworthy when they talk about him as though they've been together a lifetime. It's embarrassing! I remember one member on that site (who suddenly decided to leave) used to refer to her 'ex' a lot. But her 'ex' was never her askim! He certainly didn't know about it! Another one does that (Christine Walkden's younger sister) she often used to talk about her 'ex' - but I don't think he knew he was her askim either! When he discovered she thought he was - he legged it and vanished into thin air!
Poor thing - I bet he was petrified at the prospect of having to wake up to that spudface each morning - and even the chance of a British Passport couldn't tempt him. She's a right bossy thing, too! She thinks she knows it all - but she knows nothing. She's just a plain, hard-up thing, who can't get an English man. She was the one who did a survey (she only asked 3 Turkish men - but assumed her survey held weight!) she asked them how they peed, and believed they did it sitting down on the loo. She said her 'boyfriend' certainly pees sitting down, which I find incredible. First thing in the morning a man's penis is pointing north as hard as a rock, which would mean her 'boyfriend' must pee all over his stomach - possibly into his face - if he's short! She's soooo naive - and I think her 'boyfriend's' mother will be having kittens at the prospect of her grandchildren looking like her! I bet they don't get married!
Strawbs
Soooooooo.....I'm wondering how she can be missing him! Any ideas, anyone?
On another site, there's a woman on there who refers to her man as 'her other half' and they've only been in each other's company for a total of about 20 hours over the course of 18 months? If that? I bet HE doesn't call her his other half! I bet he calls her his Viza Voman.
These women really push things along at a fast pace (I suppose that's what desperate women have to do) but I find it cringeworthy when they talk about him as though they've been together a lifetime. It's embarrassing! I remember one member on that site (who suddenly decided to leave) used to refer to her 'ex' a lot. But her 'ex' was never her askim! He certainly didn't know about it! Another one does that (Christine Walkden's younger sister) she often used to talk about her 'ex' - but I don't think he knew he was her askim either! When he discovered she thought he was - he legged it and vanished into thin air!
Poor thing - I bet he was petrified at the prospect of having to wake up to that spudface each morning - and even the chance of a British Passport couldn't tempt him. She's a right bossy thing, too! She thinks she knows it all - but she knows nothing. She's just a plain, hard-up thing, who can't get an English man. She was the one who did a survey (she only asked 3 Turkish men - but assumed her survey held weight!) she asked them how they peed, and believed they did it sitting down on the loo. She said her 'boyfriend' certainly pees sitting down, which I find incredible. First thing in the morning a man's penis is pointing north as hard as a rock, which would mean her 'boyfriend' must pee all over his stomach - possibly into his face - if he's short! She's soooo naive - and I think her 'boyfriend's' mother will be having kittens at the prospect of her grandchildren looking like her! I bet they don't get married!
Strawbs
they keep the momentum of the perceived 'relationship' going by yakking on about it on that stupid, soppy site! If they had nowhere to talk about it, they'd probably forget he existed. That site is a like a little fantasy-land. By keep TALKING about askim, or their 'other half', they're brainwashing themselves into believeing they're in a relationship - when they're not!
