Not Even Married

Ladies, I am not even married to any of you, yet I am able to keep in regular contact as this is the 21st century, so for the likes of JW who had a long absence of contact from Flabby as he had to search for a 'phone plan' is about as believeable as Ataturk walking into my house. All Turks have mobiles, they were born holding one, and even a remote village has a landline, or a neighbour would willing oblige to use their landline. Let us not forget that Flabby has a multitude of influencial contacts who are going to bus themselves to the airport to roll out the red carpet for the arrival of JW, even forge legal documents for them, so how on earth does Flabby make contact with them? His family must be so poor not to have a landline. It is common courtesy to contact your partner to let them know you have arrived at your destination safely. Flabby is too busy making up his own agenda with the help of his supporting family, I can imagine the content of the conversation, 'anne/baba Jenny cok deli, yesil cart USA geliyor, ben ve Jenny bitte'. I know my Turkish is shit, but you get the drift ladies.

Ruby

He must be lying to her its impossible not to have a phone in Turkey, they are crazy for phones and my ex slept with his next to him in bed. They all do all over Turkey, they have more than one phone on the go sometimes and its all about keeping up with the Joneses who has the latest model. Is she mad or what?

Liza

for sure

turks and their phones

mmm sounds sus to me