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OK back to the old topic of toilets again 
My friend and I were chatting about toilets earlier today and had a good laugh.
My tale starts on a flight into Dalaman, the aircraft toilet smelt absolutely disgusting just like a herd of elephants had dropped their lunch in there
I was nearly sick and started to heave so had to make a hasty retreat and 'hold on' until I landed at Dalaman.
Upon landing at Dalaman (the old airport), I was bursting and quicking went through the visa and passport control and dashed to the women's toilets. I was horrified to find a long queue of women also waiting yet there was not one single man using the male toilets
Yes, you guessed it, I strolled into the men's toilets and used the locked cubicle toilet. I was in there for about five minutes as I felt just like a race horse 
Upon exiting the cubicle, I dont know who looked more shocked me or the men using the urinals. The men's toilets were suddenly packed and I quickly rushed out
Glad I did use the Men's though as the same women were still queueing. I disappeared into the crowd the the baggage carousel with a wide innocent look on my face. I found this incident so funny.
Anyone else with a toilet story?
Ruby
My friend and I were chatting about toilets earlier today and had a good laugh.
My tale starts on a flight into Dalaman, the aircraft toilet smelt absolutely disgusting just like a herd of elephants had dropped their lunch in there
I was nearly sick and started to heave so had to make a hasty retreat and 'hold on' until I landed at Dalaman. Upon landing at Dalaman (the old airport), I was bursting and quicking went through the visa and passport control and dashed to the women's toilets. I was horrified to find a long queue of women also waiting yet there was not one single man using the male toilets
Yes, you guessed it, I strolled into the men's toilets and used the locked cubicle toilet. I was in there for about five minutes as I felt just like a race horse Upon exiting the cubicle, I dont know who looked more shocked me or the men using the urinals. The men's toilets were suddenly packed and I quickly rushed out
Glad I did use the Men's though as the same women were still queueing. I disappeared into the crowd the the baggage carousel with a wide innocent look on my face. I found this incident so funny. Anyone else with a toilet story?
Ruby
It was in the old departure lounge and there was a huge queue for the Ladies, and as the Mens loos looked empty (no queue at all) I decided to take a chance and go in there. Luckily there was no-one in there, so I quickly dashed into a cubicle and locked the door. The only trouble was, while I was in there I then heard footsteps 
and began worrying how long I'd have to wait before the person/persons left.
