I was just reading about Psychic Sally in the DM:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047370/Psychic-Sally-filmed-OWN-video-removing-hidden-earpiece-leaves-stage.html
Anyway, it occured to me that now her cover's been blown, and she's been exposed as a fraud (though she is threatening LEGAL ACTION against anyone who libels her. AHEM!! ) she could ask Sirin if she'd like her as a resident TL Psychic? And you know how that lot all love anything like that! I remember saying about one numpty on there, how she'd get more messages from her askim if he was dead than she does now - so I think Sirin should try and poach Psychic Sally!
Meanwhile, it's worth reading the article about Sally, if only to give yourself a laugh. She vehemently denies using a 'plant' to feed her information through an earpiece. She said something like:
"Look! I do NOT wear a hidden earpiece! I can put my hair behind my ears and prove it! See?! That black thing and two wires you see sticking out of my ears are not really there - you're hallucinating! Oh hang on, maybe you're psychic, too?!"
What's always puzzled me about these psychics is why they always get such nice messages from dead people. It's always stuff like:
'John! I have a John here! Ha-ha-ha....wait...sorry...OK John, I'll tell them....sorry, sorry, John said something funny then! Ha-ha-ha! Now, carry on, John. And behave! Right...right...OK...OK...John wants to talk to, to..his daughter...daughter?'
Arm shoots up in the audience.
'That must be me! But that's not my father, that's my grandfather. His name was John!'
'That's it! He wants to talk to you! I meant granddaughter but the other voices interrupted. Oooh, he's excited to see you here today! He misses you so much, you know! He said you've had to go the - dentist?'
'Erm no, not recently'
'No, no, no, no! You WILL be going to the dentist - quite soon! Within a few months'
'Oooh, really?'
'Yes. But John says you've got nothing to worry about and it will all be fine! And he wants to send you a big hug and says he's up there watching, you know! Oooh, he's chuckling away now, he said your room gets a bit messy sometimes "she was always a dreamy girl" he says...she was always listening to music in her bedroom when she was a teenager'
'Yes, that's me. I do dream a lot! And I was always listening to music in my bedroom - when I was a teenager, especially!'
'Well, he wants to tell you that he loves you very much and misses you, and is saying something about the 12th June? Mean anything - 12th June? Don't worry about it now if it doesn't, but remember that date! Twelfth of June!'
'I will do. June the 12th. Thank you!!'
'Blessings! John is sending you a kiss and a big hug, lovey'
You know, you never get a dead person saying something like:
"I'm glad that fucker's come here! I never got the chance to tell him what a prick I thought he was! Silly, fuckin tosser. Tell HIM that when he was nickin my parsnips out my allotment (he thinks I didn't know, haha!) I was giving his Mrs one from behind! Go on! Tell the stupid prick!"
Strange that, isn't it?!
Strawbs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047370/Psychic-Sally-filmed-OWN-video-removing-hidden-earpiece-leaves-stage.html
Anyway, it occured to me that now her cover's been blown, and she's been exposed as a fraud (though she is threatening LEGAL ACTION against anyone who libels her. AHEM!! ) she could ask Sirin if she'd like her as a resident TL Psychic? And you know how that lot all love anything like that! I remember saying about one numpty on there, how she'd get more messages from her askim if he was dead than she does now - so I think Sirin should try and poach Psychic Sally!
Meanwhile, it's worth reading the article about Sally, if only to give yourself a laugh. She vehemently denies using a 'plant' to feed her information through an earpiece. She said something like:
"Look! I do NOT wear a hidden earpiece! I can put my hair behind my ears and prove it! See?! That black thing and two wires you see sticking out of my ears are not really there - you're hallucinating! Oh hang on, maybe you're psychic, too?!"
What's always puzzled me about these psychics is why they always get such nice messages from dead people. It's always stuff like:
'John! I have a John here! Ha-ha-ha....wait...sorry...OK John, I'll tell them....sorry, sorry, John said something funny then! Ha-ha-ha! Now, carry on, John. And behave! Right...right...OK...OK...John wants to talk to, to..his daughter...daughter?'
Arm shoots up in the audience.
'That must be me! But that's not my father, that's my grandfather. His name was John!'
'That's it! He wants to talk to you! I meant granddaughter but the other voices interrupted. Oooh, he's excited to see you here today! He misses you so much, you know! He said you've had to go the - dentist?'
'Erm no, not recently'
'No, no, no, no! You WILL be going to the dentist - quite soon! Within a few months'
'Oooh, really?'
'Yes. But John says you've got nothing to worry about and it will all be fine! And he wants to send you a big hug and says he's up there watching, you know! Oooh, he's chuckling away now, he said your room gets a bit messy sometimes "she was always a dreamy girl" he says...she was always listening to music in her bedroom when she was a teenager'
'Yes, that's me. I do dream a lot! And I was always listening to music in my bedroom - when I was a teenager, especially!'
'Well, he wants to tell you that he loves you very much and misses you, and is saying something about the 12th June? Mean anything - 12th June? Don't worry about it now if it doesn't, but remember that date! Twelfth of June!'
'I will do. June the 12th. Thank you!!'
'Blessings! John is sending you a kiss and a big hug, lovey'
You know, you never get a dead person saying something like:
"I'm glad that fucker's come here! I never got the chance to tell him what a prick I thought he was! Silly, fuckin tosser. Tell HIM that when he was nickin my parsnips out my allotment (he thinks I didn't know, haha!) I was giving his Mrs one from behind! Go on! Tell the stupid prick!"
Strange that, isn't it?!
Strawbs