The Jenny Syndrome

Hi Strawbs

Thats easy to answer. The wet one has a fetish for 'train crashes', furthermore, she has a declining membership of gullible, impressional numpties who hang on to her every word. She is also extremely worried at the huge decline of posts on the shite due to them migrating to this site, after all, it is far more interesting. There are the usual screwballs, Mr Friday's obsessive nut, jellybaby, visa geezer numpties repeating themselves more times than a bad bout of wind after a vindaloo, then you have a couple of shit stirring moderators who like to hide away in private and bitch about us. Then they come out all sweet and innocent and proclaim they are not two faced, they are simply the dogs bollocks.

Ruby

Ruby you have summed the tl management team with total perfection. They're nutz calling themselves a management team when they're all crackers and shitstirrers....if it wasn't so bad it would be as funny as hell!!

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Just calling themselves 'the management team' is too funny for words.

They'd be better calling themselves the Heavies. Actually, they'd make good bouncers! You've got the wet midget, who although short, is a stout tough thing (a sturdy Size 22) and could certainly overpower a troublemaker with those thunderous thighs of hers. And there's no chance of a troublemaker picking her up and swinging her over their shoulder - her waist is far too thick for even the longest arms to get around. Then you have the Bungalow who could act as a safety device. There's no strength in hanging flab and rolls and rolls of fat - but she could make a good safety barrier by just blocking the exits - and no-one would come to any harm, as they'd just bounce right off her. They could also rope in Mrs Turtle - she's a very menacing-looking giant fattie - and she has wonderfully beefy arms that would send terror through any troublemaker on there! Then there's la-la-la-la-Lola - strong as an Ox that one looks!

We can't forget the wee little fatso, Janis! And the gruesome delimersin......bulldog Christine.....plus the fat fugly Cookiemonster and Hitchcock's sister, R.

They're all fat fuglies. How strange! And everyone's jealous of them!



Strawbs