Admin Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:21 pm
Hi Boreks,
What sort of tour guide are you, exactly? Oh, let me guess! You would like to take a single dopey
laydeeeeeee (who hasn't been on a date with a man for 18 years) around some sights, while you impress her with your Don Juan sex appeal (which I'm sure you have
oodles of
) and talk about how you would simply
hate to visit the UK, US or Europe! Am I right?
Of course, I suppose after showing her around all the sights in the scorching heat, while holding your potbelly in for 6 hours, you'll start to wilt a bit; which could pose a problem when you try and seduce her later on. But you seem a sunny sort of character, and I dare say you'll just see that as a healthy male challenge involving physical hardship, like white water rafting or kayaking for 4 or 5 hours. Hard terrifying stuff - but rewarding.
Am I right?
Strawberry