I don't know why she has a superioty complex! She's just a fat, little midget from the Wirrall who had to buy herself a Turkish Hubby. Considering how highly she rates herself it must be a bit of a jolt to her to realise she couldn't pull a normal, handsome, wealthy businessman or something : she had to 'make do' with a bent, winking, slimy Turk who was fishing around on her computer looking for a visa.
She is so cheap she even agreed to him booking a single room for the both of them - and that was before she'd even smelt his breath! Talk about fussy - not! Her bar couldn't have got any lower! Oh, and she clearly felt embarrassed about that, because in one post she said he'd booked 'two single rooms' and then when she forgot herself, she said "Oz booked us a double room, but I told him that didn't mean IT was a done deal" Jesus, she actually PAID for a flight to get shagged by a greasy pansy! And she's got a superiority complex?!
She lies, deceives and exaggerates about EVERYTHING. She even lies about her body. She claims she's lost 4lb in the last few months (just by eating spaghetti hoops and running on her treadmill) and although it's only a small loss she says she can already see her shape has changed!
Haha! She needs to lose more like 3 stone! A 4lb weight loss wouldn't even be noticeable on that fat body of hers. She's got the shape of a meatloaf, and even if she lost that excess 3 stone it still wouldn't change her body shape! She'd just be a slimmed down version of a faggot cake. She really likes to give the impression she's a gym junkie, and that she loves running a few miles each morning - and at night-time too. I don't think so! It's very hard to read POSTS on your PC when you're jogging up and down - and all her free time is spent with her nose stuck in her laptop! I bet the only exercise she gets is when she goes out on her lunchbreak and tries to do a few squat thrusts while standing in the queue at Greggs - just so she can look cool and hip!
As far as the visa advice goes - those members should be looking on proper immigration boards and Worldbridge itself. I know it's always helpful getting advice and tips from members who have gone through the same process; but I would never take their word as gospel. A lot of them are clueless themselves, and whilst the UKBA rules apply to everyone, no two cases are exactly the same. I remember one old member who had a template of her sponsor letter up on the old EGOTM - for years! And I also remember some members copying it WORD FOR WORD! No wonder so many applicants at that time had refusals! The UKBA must have thought there was some kind of Nigerian type scam going on with English girlfriends of Turkish men! How stupid can you get?!
Judith, you're absolutely right about the members (especially St Jan) using that site as a fantasy forum where they can be someone they're not; and have an askim that doesn't quite exist. I know for a FACT that Jan can't speak or understand Turkish - depsite trying to learn it for the last 8/9 years! She should give up! But she won't let on to the members that she can't understand it. Oh no! As long as THEY believe she can understand and speak Turkish - that makes her feel 'special'. She's pathetic. And you're right, a lot of the members like to boast and brag about their Turkish askims (what's so special about a ball-scratching Turk, anyway?!!) and make out their Turkish Turtle, Turkish Weed, or 18-year-old Turkish Pimple - who can't speak more than two syllables - is some swashbuckling ex-army hero, now running an empire to match that of Branson! Haha! In their bloody dreams! The only one who isn't deluded is Ellen, who always refers to her husband as Braindead - which says more about HER than is does HIM!
Then you get that irritant, KittyKat, pop up every now and then - full of the joys of Spring - talking about her 'plans'. The names they're choosing for the children they don't yet have. The wedding rings they're going to buy - next winter. The car askim is going to buy her at the end of the season - and before he goes back to school! Yes, school!
Forget speaking, reading and writing English - he can't read and write in TURKISH! I'd love to know how he's going to afford a £50K car in two months time! lol Maybe he'll take a paperboy round after school? Oh, and they're planning on going somewhere very exotic for their honeymoon - which they haven't yet booked. He fancies Hawaii, I think, probably cos the pictures look pretty. Well, he certainly couldn't have read up on the place could he?!
Of course, she's telling everyone where she's NOT going (Err?) and letting everyone know where she's already been.........and I'm just curious how they're going to afford it! She's talking about holidays in the £5K mark, and I'm sure part-time paperboys don't earn THAT much after school! She got quite uppity with one member who corrected her about visas to Mexico (almost as though she hit a nerve - OUCH!) and then a few members came out with all the places they intend to go (or have been) for their honeymoon. Seychelles, Mauritius, Jamaica, Fiji.......haven't they all done well - as Brucie would say!
Oh well, at least Jan pretends Turkey is the only place she ever wants to go to......let's hope Mr Bouffant doesn't bump into a Turkish mate again in the aiport on their return - she'll have to sit there smarting not understand what they're saying, and being ignored. I suppose she could always start running on the spot and doing a few squat thrusts to grab Oz's attention. He likes bum........
Strawbs