If I hear the fecking word HASTA just one more time I swear to God someone is going to be HASTA.
Everytime I have seen my daughter's in laws they repeat they are H.A.S.T.A. In fact, I reacon I could make a rap song out of the word
I find it very strange how one moment a Turk is hasta and the next second they are absolutely fit as a fiddle. Oscar winning performances.
You can become hasta by leaving a door open, a cat hair, a low flying bird and talking of birds (STRAWBS ARE YOU TAKING NOTE:-) they hate ROY. For everyone else, Roy is not my lover, oh no, Roy is my daughter's African Grey Parrot. You can imagine what they say about Roy, and Roy is always very polite to them, he says 'good bye' or squeals in their ears as they walk past his cage. Yes, I can honestly say Roy is not on their Christmas card list.
Which takes me nicely onto the Christmas theme, the visitors cannot understand what a tree is doing in the house when there are two children and a 4 week old baby, guess what, it will cause serious HASTA to anyone who even dares to slightly glance at it. Ice cream, cold drinks are definitely a 'no no'.
The bathroom has been turned into a jacuzzi, you can only shower in the morning as if you shower at night you will get hasta.
Oh God what fun they are. I just love winding them up when I see them asking them how they are, I always know what their reply is going to be.
Lets make a list of all the oddball things Turks believe make them hasta, that should be fun.
Rubes
Everytime I have seen my daughter's in laws they repeat they are H.A.S.T.A. In fact, I reacon I could make a rap song out of the word
I find it very strange how one moment a Turk is hasta and the next second they are absolutely fit as a fiddle. Oscar winning performances.
You can become hasta by leaving a door open, a cat hair, a low flying bird and talking of birds (STRAWBS ARE YOU TAKING NOTE:-) they hate ROY. For everyone else, Roy is not my lover, oh no, Roy is my daughter's African Grey Parrot. You can imagine what they say about Roy, and Roy is always very polite to them, he says 'good bye' or squeals in their ears as they walk past his cage. Yes, I can honestly say Roy is not on their Christmas card list.
Which takes me nicely onto the Christmas theme, the visitors cannot understand what a tree is doing in the house when there are two children and a 4 week old baby, guess what, it will cause serious HASTA to anyone who even dares to slightly glance at it. Ice cream, cold drinks are definitely a 'no no'.
The bathroom has been turned into a jacuzzi, you can only shower in the morning as if you shower at night you will get hasta.
Oh God what fun they are. I just love winding them up when I see them asking them how they are, I always know what their reply is going to be.
Lets make a list of all the oddball things Turks believe make them hasta, that should be fun.
Rubes