Message for Strawbs

Hi Strawbs

Please dont ban Leather Face, I find her hysterical, I can eat her up for breakfast and spit out the pips.

Mind you, with her appetite, I am sure her breakfast is an all day event

I really enjoy Leather Face's contributions, and I know she just loves reading this site, she is so thick and stupid, she amuses me.

Also, I am waiting for her attempt at the Turkish translation. Hurry up Leather Face, cannot wait to pull it to bits

Toodle Pip

Ruby

Morning Ruby!

I haven't been on here since yesterday lunchtime, so I need to catch up.....

I hope Leather Face is entertaining (I like being amused) Usually the fruitbats have the wit and intellect of a grasshopper - that's a prerequisite of becoming one - so this one sounds very different to the normal standard. How exciting!

Strawbs

Sorry to butt in but leather face is not entertaining

Maria

Hi Maria

She is entertaining to me at the moment, after I have had my fun she can be disposed of like you would a dirty Kleenex

Ruby

Maria. Could you point me in the direction of any post you have written that has at least more than a few words, or a touch of humour? No i thought not It is maybe your attempts at thinking of something a bit longer than a few words to write that is making you yawn. Come to think of it, your attempts make me too.

Leather Face

All of your posts are humourous, keep them coming

You ask Maria a question and then do not give her the opportunity to respond, thats not very fair is it?

Now with regards to my Turkish blog, I have given you plenty of time to translate, but you always come up with some dog bollocks excuse.

BTW, is that YOUR actual photo on your Avatar now?

You will always be Leather Face, aka Gunner Harris to me, but also I do know your real identity

Ruby

I am so glad you know who i am. It saves me a job writing it down.

You ask Maria a question and then do not give her the opportunity to respond, thats not very fair is it?
You are assuming there that she could understand what it said. I like to see people practising care in the community. Keep it up, maybe you could help THD too.



Oh and why would i ask you to cross dress? I always thought you looked manly anyway, so it would be nothing different for you. Or is it just the facial hair that makes you look so manly? Either way, no i am sorry but you really are not my cup of cay.

Leather Face, for a person who constantly harps on about how awful we all are and how we run other people down, you are the very person who is being nasty and ridiculing members on here i.e. Maria and Turkishheartdrop. Are they not entitled to their opinions, or is it only your opinion that counts?

Now I know I am your 'secret love', bet you go to work humming the tune to yourself, you left early today didnt you?

You quote 'why would i ask you to cross dress? I always thought you looked manly anyway, so it would be nothing different for you. Or is it just the facial hair that makes you look so manly?'

Gunner, you silly woman, the Avatar is of my cat Harry, he is my unshaven pussy so of course he is hairy and manly, and in case you didnt realise, I rescued him from Long Beach, he is my Turkish Long Beach boy and I brought him back to the UK. His whiskas are extremely long and everytime I am writing to you he keeps climbing up by the laptop as I think he can actually smell something very fishy about you

Ruby