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I have a scan on TL to see the most ridiculous post by Mrs Turtle entitled 'Understanding'. Now I understand that she has mentioned in a previous post "what's for you won't pass you by" , is this some sort of new age terminology or did that eclipse of the full moon have a detri(mental) affect on her? 
I must admit I did wonder if Mr Turtle would make a swift dive the night of the eclipse as those of us with a brain realise that the moon governs the movement of the sea, and Turtle must be absolutely gagging to join his fellow arkadas in the Karadeniz insallah.
Now back to the thread 'Understanding', I understand you have a large appetite, but did you swallow one of those 365 days of the year books full of meaningless quotes that only the sad and desparing clutch like to a lifeline and are about as useful as rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic? Just to confirm what a load of bullshit you have wrote, the number one nutter has had to put in her numpty opinion by adding that 'for every finger pointed out, there are three pointed back'. Well JW (dog murderer and child hater) for your information it depends on how many fingers are pointed out. As you failed to quantify the amount of finger/s pointing out, how miss fxxking know nothing can you clarify that there will be three fingers pointed back? In any event Dog Killer, ask Flabby about the number 31 with his fingers and thumb as I am sure he will be doing that rather than risk getting you pregnant.
As for you Mrs Turtle, stick to Cream Buns on a Sunday lunchtime, the arts and literature are not subjects which you of all people excel at. Try to encourage Mr Turtle to eat as he looks extremely malnurished and I think it wont be too long before he bails ship, I have to say that a lot of 'couples' on TL are the most strangest looking people I have ever come across. 'And starring tonight on the Little and Large Show are Mr and Mrs Turtle, Mr
and Mrs Bouffant, Mr and Mrs Whisperer, Mr and Mrs Lola Doesnt Get It, and the prize question is 'who gets on top of who'? Bloody hell, know wonder back injuries remain the number one disability, but then thats a good excuse to claim state benefits.
Ruby
I must admit I did wonder if Mr Turtle would make a swift dive the night of the eclipse as those of us with a brain realise that the moon governs the movement of the sea, and Turtle must be absolutely gagging to join his fellow arkadas in the Karadeniz insallah.
Now back to the thread 'Understanding', I understand you have a large appetite, but did you swallow one of those 365 days of the year books full of meaningless quotes that only the sad and desparing clutch like to a lifeline and are about as useful as rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic? Just to confirm what a load of bullshit you have wrote, the number one nutter has had to put in her numpty opinion by adding that 'for every finger pointed out, there are three pointed back'. Well JW (dog murderer and child hater) for your information it depends on how many fingers are pointed out. As you failed to quantify the amount of finger/s pointing out, how miss fxxking know nothing can you clarify that there will be three fingers pointed back? In any event Dog Killer, ask Flabby about the number 31 with his fingers and thumb as I am sure he will be doing that rather than risk getting you pregnant.
As for you Mrs Turtle, stick to Cream Buns on a Sunday lunchtime, the arts and literature are not subjects which you of all people excel at. Try to encourage Mr Turtle to eat as he looks extremely malnurished and I think it wont be too long before he bails ship, I have to say that a lot of 'couples' on TL are the most strangest looking people I have ever come across. 'And starring tonight on the Little and Large Show are Mr and Mrs Turtle, Mr
and Mrs Bouffant, Mr and Mrs Whisperer, Mr and Mrs Lola Doesnt Get It, and the prize question is 'who gets on top of who'? Bloody hell, know wonder back injuries remain the number one disability, but then thats a good excuse to claim state benefits.Ruby
) I nearly fell off my chair laughing! She is so thick! She started her lettr off " I hereby declare......" Jesus - that Scot has an IQ of a Haggis! 
Honestly, she is really, really thick. Unbelievable.
Haha! As if ANYONE on Planet Earth could be jealous of her!! Haha! She's an uneducated and very poor woman living in a tenament block in a drab, grey shitty slum-part of Scotland - she lives hand to mouth - she's been hit by the thick stick - and is married to a weedy ugly turtle who is also poor, and is only using her to get ILR! For someone in her mid 40's and with not a BEAN to her name - and a body 5 times the size it should be - I can't see HOW she could think ANYONE would be jealous of that! lol 
Who would want to be her FFS?! A grossly fat, middle-aged, rough, thick, uneducated, unwordly, poor underclass woman who rents a dump in a rough area - and is being used by an ugly, bald, weedy, penniless turtle! Yeah - we're all jealous of that!! 
