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    Joke time!

    Post  Admin on Wed May 09, 2012 5:58 pm


    An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

    She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports,flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly andgave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon asI get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about nakedwomen When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes methink of naked women.'

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked,'Are you a real pilot?'

    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian
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    Re: Joke time!

    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Wed May 09, 2012 6:32 pm

    .......LOL.......nice one.........
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    Post  Pollypecker on Thu May 10, 2012 12:31 am

    HEHEHEHE I love them kind of jokes lol!
    Its a good one it is

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    Post  Richard on Thu May 10, 2012 11:25 pm

    Hey Strawbs, you and me have the same sense of humour, haha...that was terrific

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    Post  ruby on Fri May 11, 2012 7:09 am

    Hiya Strawbs

    Nice joke. Do you know anymore that will take off Question

    I've got a litttle joke. There was once a couple who just cannot keep their hands off each other having rampant sex at every opportunity that presents itself. One day the guy comes home to find his lady sliding up and down the bannister, he said 'what are you doing my princess?', she replies 'I'm warming up your dinner!' Shocked

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    Post  Admin on Fri May 11, 2012 8:40 am

    Haha! Where did she keep the chips, though?!

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    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Fri May 11, 2012 6:10 pm

    ...........PMSL................LOL..................
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    Post  ruby on Wed May 16, 2012 6:43 pm

    Admin wrote:Haha! Where did she keep the chips, though?!

    Strawbs

    Probably on her shoulder Strawbs Evil or Very Mad

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    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Wed May 16, 2012 6:50 pm

    sack of spuds on each more like............LOL...............

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    Post  Admin on Wed May 23, 2012 5:50 pm

    A very large German woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her big beefy right arm, revealing a huge, very hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink."

    The barman poured the drink, and the woman drank it down all in one go. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slammed his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The barman approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

    The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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    Post  ruby on Thu May 24, 2012 1:49 am

    Admin wrote:A very large German woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her big beefy right arm, revealing a huge, very hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink."

    The barman poured the drink, and the woman drank it down all in one go. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slammed his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The barman approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

    The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

    Thats so funny Strawbs, it actually reminds me of a rather large hairy woman, but I am unable to place the name cheers for now rabbit

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    Post  SozzledSally on Thu May 24, 2012 3:37 am

    hehehehehehe love it love it!!!!!!!!!!! lol!

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