Tension release

Well after all the stress of the last weeks on yuky how about some good old stress release? I read orgasms are good stress busters but I have trouble reaching one.takes me for bloody ever! Any tips anyone on how to climax quick?

Cheers gals!

Miche x

Hi Michelle,

Welcome to the site!

For really good stress release you need a very powerful orgasm, and for that you need to raise your blood pressure. You can do that by various methods - one is to have sex with someone so ugly it terrifies you : thus increasing your blood pressure. Or (my own personal favourite) have sex with someone you could eat - someone drop dead gorgeous and sexeee! A seriously sexeeee man will raise the old blood pressure and give you a wonderfully powerful orgasm. A lot of gay men sniff poppers just before climaxing - they say it gives them fantastic orgasms - but they could be dangerous in the wrong hands and it would be disatrous if your head exploded at such a critical moment.

Do you have any idea why it's taking so long for you to reach orgasm? Are you sure you're not having sex with a weedy turtle or something? Turtles do not turn women on - so if you are - it's no wonder you can't reach orgasm. How about dressing up? Some people find that very exciting! I don't mean getting your man to wear a frock or anything, but dressing up all naughty - like a Bunny Girl?

Strawbs

oh god...

what have i missed????

So are the sites still at wars then???

Will it ever stop?

this is just a right pain in the ass but you just got to love it.

So whats been going on???

Do telllll iv really missed so much by the sound of things

Oh, you know how it is, Walter. The same old bunch of green-eyed misfits who haven't got a life...............and have never had one, either. It's dreadfully sad, but I find it all rather amusing that I'm their obsession. I just wish they weren't all poor, fat, ugly freaks - it would be far more flattering!

Strawberry

Stop moaning strawbs.......think how the men who have to bounce on the old trampolene must feel keep banging their head on the ceiling.........I bet the upstairs neighbours don't half complain.

Hi Turkishheartdrop,

I would imagine it's highly unlikely that any man would put himself through such an ordeal. Even if she paid handsomely, I don't think he'd be able to, anyway. Besides all that gross blubber she's got, she's got lots of crinkly overhang that probably reaches her knees (her legs are about as long as a Dachshund's) so I doubt even a barge pole could reach her crinkly stretched fanny.

No wonder Martin 'were relieved' she shufted off.

Strawbs