Has Wetherby Aldi Run Out Of Cream Buns?

Is anyone in the Wetherby area? PLEASE don't take that as an insult!

I'm just wondering if the local Aldi or Netto has run out of cream buns? It's just that the sagging bungalow seems VERY aggravated at the moment - it keeps knocking out COMPLAINTS!

I just wondered if bungalow's got the shakes for those cakes? Whooops! Did you feel a little tremor just then?!



Strawbs

Just a quick update for anyone interested in the Bungalow (seems no-one is at all, but I'll give an update, anyway)

I had an anonymous message to say that the Bungalow was not suffering from the cake shakes. Apparently, she was awarded with a platinum card for Greggs over 3 years ago, so she's certainly not going short of those cream buns. She must be lacking something else, then!

Strawbs

She never liked to eat infront of people in Icmeler...funny how great big fat women like her make out they don't eat!

How did she get a platinum card for Greggs?

Maria

Hi Maria,

I'm not sure how you get a platinum card for Greggs, but I think you have to buy over two dozen cream doughnuts a week, plus two dozen sausage rolls, for at least a year. It's not actually a Visa card - it's more like a loyalty card. You couldn't earn air miles on it or anything. Besides, most of these Gregg addicts have to book two seats - so that would mean a whole load of sausage rolls and cream buns! Of course, the bungalow would also need a belt extension for when she flies, and that's got to be worth a good few loyalty points.

Strawbs

I bet Greggs in Wetherby has a high profit margin!!!!!!!!!!!

xx