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    Post  Admin Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:40 pm

    Reading some of the discussions between LolaStillHasn'tGotIt and JW is like when you keep having those weird twilight dreams that seem more real than mormal dreams, and that take a good half hour to shake off that peculiar feeling they leave you with after you've woken. cyclops

    The wannabe Islamists are secretly vying with each other over who's the most devoted to 'reverting'. Lola, who supposedly writes fiction (sounds about right) is now learning Near Eastern Studies and is planning on spending a whole day at the mosque! But to be fair to her, she's going to spend the day there during Ramadan (don't Turks spell it as Ramazan? Oooops! Naughty Lola!) so I suspect she's going to encase herself in the mosque to help her from the tempation of all that deep fried Southern chicken, gravy, black-eyed peas, chicken jerky, marshmallow ice cream and candy! Anyway, she's met some Syrian couple who have invited her round to fast with them. That sounds a really good idea! Invite someone round so you don't have to feed them! I wonder what she thinks people actually DO when they fast? Haha! Silly Lola! Maybe she thinks you have to adopt some strange position or something while you're fasting? Or torment yourself by looking at pictures of all the food you can't eat - just to make the fasting MORE meaningful!

    She's not keen on giving up food for 12 hours plus - and going by her picture I'd say the longest gap she's had between meals is about 2 hours maximum - so it's going to be a toughie! But she's psyching herself up for it (12 hours abstinence!) and says it will be an experience she'll NEVER forget! Wow! I can her big round tummy rumbling already! Can you imagine the sound of it in the mosque?!

    Not one to be out-done, JW said how RamaZan (note how she smugly corrected Lola's spelling of the word Ramadan!) was a great eye-opener for her and she never realised how much of her day revolved around food. Well, I have news for the anal JW. HUMAN BEINGS need to eat - so yes - we do need to take time out to EAT! Breakfast (breaking the fast, you know?) lunch and dinner are the NORM! If you're NORMAL that is!

    I'd say her real eye-opener was watching Flabby groan like a mecahnical digger and roll his eyes round his head, every time he shovels all that grub into his gob! I remember her asking if all Turks rolll their eyes round and round and take huge intakes of breath as they're eating.....so I dare say she'll go overboard when she goes for dinner at the Turks' house and they may call for an ambulance. Fingers crossed. Oh, she mentioned Starbucks and what a waste of time it was - but it didn't stop her having her couple-only wedding reception there!

    Anyway, she's advised Lola to get into a deep discussion with her Islamic friends about Turkey hosting Syrian meetings on NPR...Nothing like a big clueless bore to liven up a fast!
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    Both Lola and JW are very recruitable......they're exactly the type these extremists would love to use!

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    Post  Teenz Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:22 pm

    Its ok, Jenny can give lola the recipe for her RamaZan bars and lola could pack a good dozen away prior to the fast

    hope she doesnt eat too many though, pale





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    Post  Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:46 am

    I would suggest before Lola goes on any fast (it looks like she could never do anything fast by the sheer size of her), is to have a good cleansing out such as an enema to get rid of all the toxins that must be affecting her brain function, come to think of it, Jenny's brain is up her arse so maybe an enema is the order of the day for her, just to open her anus up ready for Flabby, as when he tires of 31 he can give her anal in order not to get the nutcase pregnant.

    I just love reading the Ramazan stories and how these stupid idiots attempt to convert. The majority of Turks dont even bother with the ritual, and my friend Mehmet and I enjoyed a lovely full English brekkie last week in Dalaman, he thinks mosques are stupid and has never been in one in his life. When he comes to England he eats Roast Pork, Crackling and stuffing and thinks its great. So not all Turks are Islamic fundamentalists, there are european Turks who enjoy a european life, diet and culture. If I said to Mehmet to fast for even one day, he would think I had lost my marbles.

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