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    Do You Think My New Partner is Sexy?

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    Post  ruby Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:24 am

    This is the guy who has the incontinence problem in Marmaris. I have spoken about him before and a few of the members knew who I was talking about. Well this is he.

    Numpties who think all Turkish men are sexy, go and have an eye test and take a good look at this guy. He is well known in the Bazaar triangle area of Marmaris, always lashing out at tourists, yet he is loaded.

    Well maybe I could overlook all his disadvantages being as he is loaded Very Happy

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    Post  Turkishheartdrop Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:49 pm

    I dunno....to me he looks just like yr regular 45 yr old Turk...they all get pot bellys and fall asleep outside....
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    Post  Michelle78 Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:55 pm

    His just fat and old whats wrong with him!!!
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    Post  ruby Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:11 am

    Michelle78 wrote:His just fat and old whats wrong with him!!!

    Sounds like you have taken quite a fancy to him, you must like a bit of rough Laughing, and thinking about it, I really believe you two would make an ideal couple as you both share a similar intellect which is about minus zero. tongue

    As next year is a leap year (that means Michelle that there are 29 days in the month of February, just so you dont think you should start jumping up and down at the strike of midnight on 31.12.11. clown ), you could propose to him I love you aw bless, and I am sure he would marry someone with your intelligence and looks affraid And he is loaded bounce

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    Post  hyatum Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:02 am

    OMG Rubes, he is absolutely gross, I would not touch him with a barge pole with a health inspector on the end!!!!! He really is totally aweful and I don't think he will ever get up because he swallowed one of those massive water-melons. and I doubt he has ever seen his mmmmm willy affraid unless he has a large large pair of tweezers lol! Never mind the intellect study I don't think it exists. Sleep

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    Post  hyatum Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:13 am

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    Post  Admin Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:00 pm

    ruby wrote:
    Michelle78 wrote:His just fat and old whats wrong with him!!!

    Sounds like you have taken quite a fancy to him, you must like a bit of rough Laughing, and thinking about it, I really believe you two would make an ideal couple as you both share a similar intellect which is about minus zero. tongue

    As next year is a leap year (that means Michelle that there are 29 days in the month of February, just so you dont think you should start jumping up and down at the strike of midnight on 31.12.11. clown ), you could propose to him I love you aw bless, and I am sure he would marry someone with your intelligence and looks affraid And he is loaded bounce

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    She'd be in luck, too! I was out shopping yesterday and did a doubletake in Sainsbury's when I saw saw Tenna Man pads! Shocked I've heard of women needing them, but I never knew men needed them silent

    Mind you, it sounds like this man in Marmaris needs adult sized Pampers. I wonder if they do those, too? Eeeeew, he must absolutely reek to high heaven!

    By the way, are you going to propose to the vicar next year? Wink

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    Post  Admin Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:05 pm

    hyatum wrote:OMG Rubes, he is absolutely gross, I would not touch him with a barge pole with a health inspector on the end!!!!! He really is totally aweful and I don't think he will ever get up because he swallowed one of those massive water-melons. and I doubt he has ever seen his mmmmm willy affraid unless he has a large large pair of tweezers lol! Never mind the intellect study I don't think it exists. Sleep

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    Haha, Nicks!

    A lot of midle-aged Turks must swallow water melons whole! Razz And I think they develop some kind of irritation in their nether regions, because they start walking all bandy and keep scratching their balls! Must be all that shaving and ingrowing hairs. Ruby's new man could have ingrowing toenauls, and maybe that's why he's removed his sandal? rabbit

    Of course, if he was to turn up where the Kusadasi Forum Fannies and TL Numpties work and live, they'd go all giddy and shy no doubt!

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    Post  Pollypecker Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:36 pm

    Wonder why hes not put away in a mental home,he sounds in danger Suspect bit sad really.

    Doesnt he have any relations? Crying or Very sad

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    Post  ruby Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:52 am

    Hi Nicks

    You made me laugh, a whole water melon Laughing Dont know about the large pair of tweezers though, would imagine a small pair would be adequate Embarassed

    Strawbs, yes I am sure you are right, if I would dare to go near enough to this guy and have a photo taken with him (I dont fancy a black eye Cool ) and joined TL they would advise me 'whats for you wont pass you by' lol! and 'aw bless, all Turkish men are so handsome' rendeer BTW, I just love your description of the word 'sandal', I think Nicks hit the curled up toe nail on the head when she said 'toilet shoes' lol!

    Maria, he is loaded, his family own a chain of supermarkets. He was taken out of Marmaris for one summer but his family had him returned. As the saying goes in corrupt Turkey 'para var çare var' which translated mean, 'you have money you have no problem'. He is well looked after, but is allowed to wander around the triangle area of Marmaris and the police do a Metin Senturk Cool.

    Bet a few of the numpties will find my Avatar drop dead gorgeous lol! well, Michelle does anyway lol!

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    Post  ruby Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:56 am

    Strawbs wrote

    By the way, are you going to propose to the vicar next year?

    Well my vicar is a bit of a fantasy and also a bit real so I tend to mix the two scenarios together, I do have a vicar who is gorgeous but sadly for me he is already married Crying or Very sad Then again, Christmas is full of surprises Embarassed

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