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    You Know You're Addicted To Turkey When...........................

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    You Know You're Addicted To Turkey When...........................

    Post  Admin on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:46 pm

    Haha!! Another great read!

    A bunch of moronic numpties describe the symptoms of being addicted to Turkey! tongue

    There's some GREAT howlers in there, including things like 'you know you're addicted when you say Evet to someone at home and they look at you all strangely'

    http://kusadasifans.com/forums/topic/6607-you-know-youre-addicted-to-kusadasi-when/page__pid__161371#entry161371

    I just lurve these numpties!

    And there's the 40-something Mistral on there behaving like a 16-year-old giggly schoolgirl (she's the one whose 'other half' is putting obstacles in the way so he doesn't have to marry her!)

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    Post  Admin on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:58 pm

    The loony moderator on there is wonderfully top notch in the numpty stakes!!

    She buys Turkish food SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE just becasue it's Turkish!!! Laughing

    And she starts getting palpitations and begins to blush when a man with dark skin walks past - just in case he might be Turkish!!!!!! She had Turkish vistors come to her workplace, and she was so overcome by their presence that she was hardly able to speak! She became all shy and nervous - and so she should! lol

    I wonder what on EARTH her work colleagues make of her?! cyclops

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    Post  Maria on Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:03 pm

    I love dopy fruitloops,theyre harmless and make you laugh. Very Happy The one your talking about stares at men with dark skin on buses as well hehe Shes gonna get a name for herself!

    Tell you what tho,Mistrals picture on that site (ld one) takes 20 years off of her.You cant see her clearly in it but I wander if they know shes 40 and grown up? her fellas taking her for a mug isn't he? she's a bit like Reyhan on TC, her cyber man tells her she cant go over cos of his bruv. Bullocks! drunken

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    Post  Misssssssssy on Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:12 pm

    Miaow
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    Post  hyatum on Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:41 pm

    OMG Strawbs you are educating me every day with these new sites which i never knew existed!! study

    Actually Maria your right I geuss they do make us laugh and we probably make them laugh! It's 'horses for courses' as long as it's not harmful or destructive.

    Hey Missy/Mistral I can MIAOOW much louder than you...I'm de Tiger lol!
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    Post  Guveclover on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:32 am

    Hey Missy, are you related to Mistral by any chance? You look very similar to her.
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    Post  ruby on Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:13 am

    Guveclover wrote:Hey Missy, are you related to Mistral by any chance? You look very similar to her.

    I actually thought that too Judith.

    Wonder if Hyatum knows that she originates from South Africa - do you Nicks? A fellow countrywoman, maybe she knows your Prec Nicks affraid you should try introducing Missy to Prec, I have a feeling they would get on like a house on fire afro

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    Post  hyatum on Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:42 pm

    ruby wrote:
    Guveclover wrote:Hey Missy, are you related to Mistral by any chance? You look very similar to her.

    I actually thought that too Judith.

    Wonder if Hyatum knows that she originates from South Africa - do you Nicks? A fellow countrywoman, maybe she knows your Prec Nicks affraid you should try introducing Missy to Prec, I have a feeling they would get on like a house on fire afro

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    Ahh yes I thought so too Siamese twins lol! No did'nt know she was from SA, thought she was English! But no matter I shall introduce her to Prec...they can do housework and make yoghourt together ...at least Prec will have company and someone else's ear to bash lol!
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    Post  ruby on Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:04 pm

    Hiya Nicks

    Your Prec would be far too clever and superior to Mistral, bet your Prec wouldnt put up with being fobbed off by her fella making pathetic excuses as to why he couldnt marry her Shocked

    Missy will remain a Miss in my humble opinion Very Happy

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    Post  ruby on Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:19 pm

    This one is my favourite, its an absolute howler Laughing Laughing Laughing


    'You are checking out of the hotel and the staff say see you in 1,2,3 (however many months) and ask you to bring them back Vodka/Irish/English biscuits or other assorted goods from home on your return (and you secretly feel like the most special person ever for being honoured with this duty)'

    Bloody hell, 'the most special person ever for being honoured with this duty', ha ha ha what a numpty. lol!

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    Post  ruby on Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:27 pm

    You know you are addicted to Turkey when you go to the local pazar and buy 20 kilo of tomatoes and squeeze yourself onto a dolmus and breathe in all the garlic breath and the sweaty odour of shaven armpits without the benefit of the application of deodorant Shocked

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    Post  hyatum on Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:29 am

    When foreigners try to be more local than the locals and 'drop' little 'titbits' of what seems to secretive scratch indigenous knowledge 'sweaty odour of shaven armpits without the benefit of the application of deodorant' its a giveaway of how insecure they really are Sleep given that they seem to SO LOUDLY immerse themselves in another culture without appreciation of their own.

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    Post  ruby on Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:12 am

    You know you are addicted to Turkey when you were the Manager of the defunct Turkish Toyboys Can Damage Your Wealth and you shag 16/17 year old Turds Shocked

    OAP Mandy and Ellie, ambulance driver my arse, more like ambulance chaser. Evil or Very Mad

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    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:49 am

    Hi Richard.....I think she might be in Paris I dont know for sure.....she did say something about France in a pm to me but I cant remember the details...she might not be...I might have it wrong......she will be around soon tho....
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    Post  Gloria78 on Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:02 am

    When is she back THD? I still haven't had a reply to my message.

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    Post  ruby on Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:20 am

    Richard wrote:Hey THD, is Strawbs away in Paris? Lucky her eh! How long's she gone for? I wanted to ask her something important.

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    Hey Richard

    Strawbs is back, so whats so friggin important that you want to ask her, we are all dying to know? Dont be shy, speak up man and lets read what is so important - hope you are not going to ask her a rude question Embarassed .

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    Post  Maria on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:45 pm

    On a personal level I would of deleted it cos its not nice however you see it,racist or just rude its not nice and who wants to be as low as that lof of scummy lowlifes. They feed off stuff like that so your giving them food, not that they need it! lol! pig

    Your calls tho

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    Post  ruby on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:27 am

    You know you are addicted to Turkey when you find the Turkman in my Avatar absolutely drop dead gorgeous What a Face

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    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:42 pm

    Misssssssssy wrote:Miaow



    hi mistral...............
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    Post  ruby on Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:28 am

    Turkishheartdrop wrote:
    Misssssssssy wrote:Miaow



    hi mistral...............

    THD, I think Misssssssssssy will always be a Miss Laughing

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