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    Post  ruby Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:51 am

    Ok Ladies

    Dont get all rushing out to buy one of these for askim/hubby, but seriously, take a look at my new Avatar photo and you will see a tacky Kebab T.Shirt currently produced by Asda George selling at 6 UK Pounds.

    Can you imagine the numpties on TL or TC all rushing into Asda and buying the entire stock of this tee so that askim/hubby and numpty can have a his and her t shirt obviously advertising the fact that the lucky woman has proudly bagged a Turd who works in the local Kebab shop Laughing Fortunately, the sizes range from Small to XXXL, still not sure in Bungs would get into one though Very Happy

    Now can you imagine the fruitcake R woMAN (the one who has just made Madti, sorry Manti) on TC rushing down to Walmart demanding to stock this tee just so she can feel closer to her Avatar fantasy askim, her relationship is similar to a young girl falling head over heels in love with a member of a boy band as this guy is so UNTOUCHABLE Mad

    I can also imagine some Turds considering setting up a business under this name and kitting staff (including illegals) in this repulsive T.Shirt. I mean would ANYONE want to wear it? There is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone working (legally) in a Kebab shop, its a means to an end, however, to wear this disgusting top for leisure, Asda must be having a laugh Laughing Laughing Laughing

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    Post  Pollypecker Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:04 am

    Ruby you crease me up you do lol! Is that for real? Jeeeeez affraid I bet it will go down a storm with all the numptys rushing off to Asda to dress askim in a kebab top jocolor who did these tops for Asda? tongue could be somebody who had a love rat or bad kebap lol!

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    Post  Pollypecker Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:38 am

    Ruby I went in there yesterday and saw them! lol! I dunno what people must of thought,I was creased up lol!

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    Post  Boreks Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:01 am

    I can show my kebab ruby baby Wink

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    Post  ruby Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:52 am

    Boreks wrote:I can show my kebab ruby baby Wink

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    Go on then Boreks, lets have a look at your kebab. I do have a microscopic wand to be able to locate it if and when you decide to post it up.

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    Post  hyatum Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:57 pm

    Hi Ruby

    I think the kebab T-shirt is most apt for all mingers who hanker after tacky resort life...it looks like a phallic symbol about to get the chop with a swashbuckling Ottoman sword wielded by an over-fed Turd transplant! Basketball

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    Ah Borek, I just wanted to add to Ruby's post...she most probably does not own binoculars, which would make your invite impossible, and besides she would have to use a barge pole with a health inspector on the end and pepper and tweezers because...... I am sure you are a eunuch! affraid
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    Post  Admin Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:01 pm

    Hi Hyatum,

    Don't you mean a microscope? cyclops

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    Post  hyatum Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:13 pm

    Ha Ha Strawbs.... lol! lol! microscope would be better, but I thought with bino's you would not have to get too close......can you imagine the low-life that could be abounding there...better have the health inspector prod it with a barge pole and when it comes out to sneeze, let him grab it with tweezers. Anyway this is all a wast of time because I still believe he is a eunuch! queen Probably an escapee from the last Sultans harem.

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    Post  Admin Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:10 pm


    Hi Hyatum,


    Oh yes, both binoculars and a microsope would be apt, but I see your point about keeping a distance! Exclamation

    It's quite possible Borek's is a eunach, and it would be interesting to hear him sing. I bet he giggles like a girl! queen

    I've noticed that quite a few eunachs really flaunt themselves in some parts of India - I think it's India. Although I'm not sure of the response they get. silent I don't think they're genuine eunachs in as much as they were born hermaphrodites (sp?) they just have their testicles removed 'for dubious reasons' AHEM! Although they make great Castrato singers, and I understand the Ottoman Empire were very fond of eunachs for some reason..hmmm!

    Talking of having no balls - I wonder how the SS guy copes since his girl pinched his for baubles? santa

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    Post  hobnob Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:25 am

    My hubby pointed out that t-shirt in ASDA the other day. We bothed just laughed and hubby asked who would actually buy one! I was tempted for the chav value but that would have been a waste of 6 quid!
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    Post  SozzledSally Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:39 am

    Those shirts will go down a storm in the resorts! Laughing Laughing I bet they will go like hot cakes

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