Who would you like to meet for dinner off the sites???????????

You first hehe

Maria

Hey, I'd love to meet all you girls on here! I'm up for it if you are. You all sound fantastic girls so I wouldn't want to choose but it'd be great if we could set something up! I went to a group meeting last year with some guys I met through another forum I belong to and we had a great time. What stood out for me was how different some of the characters were in real life to how they came across in their posts. Before you start wondering about me, I would say I'm exactly the same as I come across on here, I'm not sure if thats a good or bad thing haha!

There's a couple of characters on here who intrigue me a lot (but I'm saying no names!) and I'd especially like to be introduced to them. I'm going to keep my eye on this post to see how it develops, a group meeting would be something I'd really be interested in attending!

Richard

Richard......Before you start wondering about me, I would say I'm exactly the same as I come across on here,...................in that case I'll bow out.......

LOL@THD

Maria

Well Maria thats a very hard question, have to admit there are a number of people I would like to invite to a dinner party, some friends some foes, also the cost of this dinner party has to be taken into consideration depending on the people you would invite and what sort of grub they eat.

First off I would invite Ken from TC. I understand he is very partial to a nice sea bass which would be pan fried with salad and new potatoes followed by spotted dick and custard. He could of course keep his phone switched off just incase he got disturbed by someone he had pre-arranged to meet and therefore, could eat the whole sea bass all to himself. I am sure Ken would be able to make his way to the dinner party as he has recently been journeying around my backyard in Turkey, also he has a nice pair of pins which look rather muscular whilst his bum bag is dangling discretely

I would also like to invite Judith as she is extremely intellectual and would keep the dinner party conversation flowing with a breeze.

Teenz, you could contribute a haggis and any other emails you have to add to the entertainment

THD is a must as she is witty and knowledgeable and I know I would love her company.

Maria, your Avatar always makes me smile, so do your revealations of late, you too are a 'must invite' guest.

ElectraDiva, you are a sweetie and you would be on the honourable guest list girl.

Hyatum and her other half Precious as she could bring us some biltong and perhaps get Precious to prepare a traditional South African braai (BBQ to the rest of us).

Linzee aka Truthgiver and all of her other aliases, I would pre-order a shop load of Gregs cakes, buns and pasties and she could enter via my patio door. Only problem is she would soon forget which alias she was and trip herself up, but hey, anything for a dozen cream bums.

Gemsgirl, she could eat a plateful of Pork Pies as everything that spouts out of that mouth of hers is a lie.

Of course we would need some form of entertainment, so Sirin could attend as a bellydancer and we could all pin notes on her costume as she does her thigh shimmy next to each guest.

Richard, I dont really know you but you say you are hot at photography, so you can come and take some great shots of the evening, all decent and respectable of course.

William, you reacon you can handle any situation, so you are invited to crowd control just incase any unpleasantness arises.

Oh shit, not forgetting my bessie mate Strawbs, who prepares the most wonderful cheese dishes, talking of cheese, I soo really love extra mature cheese especially if its gone out of date and crunchie bars. Hey Strawbs, we can both wear our mink winter hats too

Anyone else got a guest list yet? Come on girls and boys, lets have your ideas.

Ruby






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Sounds like a hell of a dinner party Ruby!

Will JW be there? Bet her kid is left home alone if she comes

I bet Ken will start drooling over all the Supreme ladies

No Teenz, JW would most definately NOT be a guest at the dinner party. She has violent tendencies and I dont possess a straight jacket to slam her into when she trips her tits.

Ruby

Eew not kenny Ruby yankees are so boring and a bit nutty, may be coz they go in to therapy every 6 months to talk all about themselves JW,no no no way,she would bore the pants off me and she might attack you:silent: Linzee would put you off your food tho she would make you look slim!!!!

Pipxoxo

So come on everyone, lets have your nominations for this dinner party, who would you invite and why.

Get your guest list posted, dont forget the party season is literally just a few weeks away

Ruby