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Been reading some of the Secret Service guy's blogs (can't sleep) thinking I would doze off......but instead they've woken me up! 
I found this part of one of his blogs really amusing, but I'm not sure that he meant it to be funny! Haha! Once you start reading them they kind of take you there, and I had the most amazing images going on in my head!
Here's a snippet (longish snippet - but you know me) from one of the blogs he's put up:
"Bushman came home unexpectedly early tonight. I had just finished my "forum chores" and was ready to go out. He came into my room and sat on the bed, and we chatted about various things. Damn. I was just about to go out and find him and have a beer with him. Now here he is, at home.
"Is Roy out tonight?" I asked.
"Roy and the crew were headed to the XIX bar when I left," Bushman said. The XIX bar has a jazz band which, I think, plays tonight. That's why I like living in Izmir. It has jazz bands. And that's where I'd expect to find Roy or some of my other friends at this hour. So I went there. And Roy wasn't at the XIX bar.
"Roy! Sorry to call you so late. Where are you?"
"I'm at the Passport Bar with the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders," he said.
"The Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" I asked.
Let me explain. Roy is the chief of services for the 425th Air Base Squadron. Sometimes celebrities, bands, comedians, or bevies of beautiful, fit, knock-you-over women working for professional American football teams, which we Americans call cheerleaders, come to town to visit the troops. I can tell you, it's good for morale. And by golly, I salute them for it. Anyway, it's Roy's job to coordinate these visits, and look after whoever comes out for a visit.
"I'm on my way," I said. I took a taxi. One doesn't walk to such things.
I arrived and went into the bar. For some reason, I was at first surprised that picking Denver Bronco Cheerleaders out of a crowd in Izmir is not so easy. You see, Izmir women are quite beautiful, fit, knock-you-over women. While a Denver Broncos Cheerleader might stand out in a town like Bug Tussle, Alabama, well, I'm sorry to say it, they don't stand out so much among the women of Izmir. The vast majority of models in Turkey come from Izmir, and Izmir women are well known for their beauty. Anyway, I couldn't pick any of them out by looking around. By the way, have I mentioned that I really like it here?"
Now, I don't know whether it's ME - or whether it's because someone on here likened him to Lesley Nielson - SS guy in the Naked Gun (and the film, Airplane) But I just have visions of him being like that!
I can even edit it a little, just to get my point across:
"Roy! Sorry to call you so late. Where are you?"
"I'm at the Passport Bar with the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders," he said.
"The Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" I asked.
"Surely you've heard of the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" he said
"Of course I have - I'm on my way right now! And don't call me Shirley!"
I took a taxi. One doesn't walk to such things.....
Ken is so SS!
Oh, here's a clip of Lesley Nielson.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA
If Ken reads this he's going to punch himself in the ear and say to himself : "DAMN!" I went the extra mile for that broad, and now she's stealing my blogs?! DAMN!"
Strawbs
I found this part of one of his blogs really amusing, but I'm not sure that he meant it to be funny! Haha! Once you start reading them they kind of take you there, and I had the most amazing images going on in my head!
Here's a snippet (longish snippet - but you know me) from one of the blogs he's put up:"Bushman came home unexpectedly early tonight. I had just finished my "forum chores" and was ready to go out. He came into my room and sat on the bed, and we chatted about various things. Damn. I was just about to go out and find him and have a beer with him. Now here he is, at home.
"Is Roy out tonight?" I asked.
"Roy and the crew were headed to the XIX bar when I left," Bushman said. The XIX bar has a jazz band which, I think, plays tonight. That's why I like living in Izmir. It has jazz bands. And that's where I'd expect to find Roy or some of my other friends at this hour. So I went there. And Roy wasn't at the XIX bar.
"Roy! Sorry to call you so late. Where are you?"
"I'm at the Passport Bar with the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders," he said.
"The Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" I asked.
Let me explain. Roy is the chief of services for the 425th Air Base Squadron. Sometimes celebrities, bands, comedians, or bevies of beautiful, fit, knock-you-over women working for professional American football teams, which we Americans call cheerleaders, come to town to visit the troops. I can tell you, it's good for morale. And by golly, I salute them for it. Anyway, it's Roy's job to coordinate these visits, and look after whoever comes out for a visit.
"I'm on my way," I said. I took a taxi. One doesn't walk to such things.
I arrived and went into the bar. For some reason, I was at first surprised that picking Denver Bronco Cheerleaders out of a crowd in Izmir is not so easy. You see, Izmir women are quite beautiful, fit, knock-you-over women. While a Denver Broncos Cheerleader might stand out in a town like Bug Tussle, Alabama, well, I'm sorry to say it, they don't stand out so much among the women of Izmir. The vast majority of models in Turkey come from Izmir, and Izmir women are well known for their beauty. Anyway, I couldn't pick any of them out by looking around. By the way, have I mentioned that I really like it here?"
Now, I don't know whether it's ME - or whether it's because someone on here likened him to Lesley Nielson - SS guy in the Naked Gun (and the film, Airplane) But I just have visions of him being like that!
I can even edit it a little, just to get my point across:
"Roy! Sorry to call you so late. Where are you?"
"I'm at the Passport Bar with the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders," he said.
"The Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" I asked.
"Surely you've heard of the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders?" he said
"Of course I have - I'm on my way right now! And don't call me Shirley!"
I took a taxi. One doesn't walk to such things.....
Ken is so SS!
Oh, here's a clip of Lesley Nielson.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA
If Ken reads this he's going to punch himself in the ear and say to himself : "DAMN!" I went the extra mile for that broad, and now she's stealing my blogs?! DAMN!"
Strawbs
what a bumbler!! Is he another blockbusting writer like JW............. 
true about the Izmir women, they are ddg................. 
