It Won't Pass You By!!!

I can never work out the logic of those women who come out with that phrase "Whats for you wont go by you."

There's a woman on another site (currently married to a turtle) whose often said this phrase. OK, maybe she really believes it! I dare say she's one of those women who will fork out £20 to go and have her tealeaves read, and come away believing everything the woman said will come true!

Anyway, she again said "Whats for you wont go by you." when giving ADVICE to another member lol This, from a woman whose turtle was trying to get a visa for TEN YEARS - LONG BEFORE he even met the woman! But what the giant muppet forgets is - she was perviously married to a Scottish man who she said wasn't right for her. So......if "Whats for you wont go by you." that also means shit won't pass you by either. Or turtles.



Strawbs

Noooooooooo you've got it wrong Strawbs. What mrs turtle was saying was deep fried mars bars won't pass you by..they all go inside her. You seen the size of her? She's not in the bungalow league but she's a 2 seater on a plane!

Maria

I think the "what's for you won't pass you by" comment was directed at yet another utterly bonkers American woman wasn't it?

This one is the one who spied her askim whilst on a cruise with her parents. He was a waiter and she never spoke to him but still managed to fall deeply in love with him. She got her brother to srike up a conversation with him and she eventually got his details and they then embarked on a "relationship" (and I use the term very losely) over the internet. Naturally, a week or so into the relatonship she was absolutely devastated when he broke up with her. She missed him sooooo much it felt like a physical pain, such was the strength and depth of the relationship they'd forged in a handful of hours spent online together.

After a month or so apart, during which time they remained in a platonic relationship via webcam and MSN, they couldn't bear the separation any longer and decided to "make a go of it" and reaffirm their commitment to one another. I think at that point they finally met for a few days and of course, decided that engagement was the natural next step for a Green Card their future together.

She went home and quickly saw to organising all the paperwork for a fiance visa for him to join her in the States.

He's due to arrive any day and now she has cold feet. I can't imagine why, can you?

I'm sure it'll come as a great comfort to her to know that "what's for you won't pass you by" and if it's for you that you will be made to look like a great big mug in due course, then that certainly won't pass you by either.

Hi Judith,

My God! Well, if ever proof were needed that the giant whale is as thick and dense as a fossilised Haggis - that is it! Fancy telling the loony Yank "What's for you won't pass by you." Does the thick, fat whale realise (duh!) that the loon doesn't even really know this Turk she's marrying?! And giant fattie is implying it's FATE - and that it's going to be a fairytale wedding and they'll live happily ever after! FFS! What do they put in those Haggis's, I wonder?! She sounds like she's been chemically lobotomised.

As for the loony Yank - she's obviously suffered Jennifer Syndrome and my guess is she's starting to recover - hence the cold feet!

But according the fugly thick fattie, P : WHAT'S FOR YOU WON'T PASS YOU BY! I wonder how depressed Turtle feels when she reminds him of that in her rough, baritone Glaswegian voice - while holding him in a headlock?

Strawbs

Has the turtle slipped away yet? .......whats for you wont pass you by..ever!......

Hi THD

You have come out with some very cryptic messages of late you naughty girl

The other day we had 'Ken Grubb Sex God' thread and the letter S

Now we have the old chestnut saying of 'what's for you won't pass you by', (I always get that saying muddled up).

Anyway, THD, enough of the teasing, spill the beans girl.

Ruby

Yeh spill the beans you teaser Im never shocked and this wont be a surprise so you wont hear a thud

Pol

You will if she falls over backwards no fried mard bars pass her by

Maria wrote:You will if she falls over backwards no fried mard bars pass her by

Oh Maria, Ive forgotten who is the fried mars bar fan?????? I take it we are talking about someone rather stout

Ruby

Paulines the mars bar porker...havent you seen her pics?....shes huge..not as fat as bung linzee..who is fat as her?LOL.........shes a big bird tho....shed flatten anyone under 20 stone.....

Turkishheartdrop wrote:Paulines the mars bar porker...havent you seen her pics?....shes huge..not as fat as bung linzee..who is fat as her?LOL.........shes a big bird tho....shed flatten anyone under 20 stone.....

Hi THD

Yes of course now I recall the Mars Bar porker Pauline, she should be feeding Mr Turtle his 5 a day Mars Bars to fatten him up a bit

Linzee's diet must be so high in fat and carbs and as much as I detest David Cameron, his idea of putting a high tax on fattening food is the best idea the fat twat has come out with since worming his way into power, even he is obese

Ruby

All this talk about cakes and fat reminds me of Yule Logs and Sirin. Same shape. What does make me laugh about the deluded warped Sirin is how she claims she 'knew' Oz was 'the one' after spending just a few days with him, and that she knew she'd end up marrying him.

Which begs the question: why did she waste two years with Birol when she knew he WASN'T the one?

Strawbs

Admin wrote:All this talk about cakes and fat reminds me of Yule Logs and Sirin. Same shape. What does make me laugh about the deluded warped Sirin is how she claims she 'knew' Oz was 'the one' after spending just a few days with him, and that she knew she'd end up marrying him.

Which begs the question: why did she waste two years with Birol when she knew he WASN'T the one?

Strawbs

Thats a brilliant observation strawbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pipxoxo

Let me assure you all that the Spor Inn in Icmeler is FULL of players and scum bags. I know of one particular visa troll who came to the UK on a family visa for 6 months and has never returned. He is such a liar. Spor Inn attracts the lowest of the low in Icmeler. If you plan a holiday in Icemeler, dont bother going to the Spor Inn, they are ALL players.

Also Strawbs has a very valid point, if Sirin knew within days that Oz was Mr Right, then why spend all her money and get into debt to the extent of reclaiming bank charges going to visit Birol? She has Turk mania, no other man would do, then again, no other 'normal' man would be interested. I doubt she will ever conceive a baby as that is NOT in Oz's plans. Sirin does not even know how much money he sends over to Turkey every month, what sort of marriage is that? My betting is that he is sending money over to 'feather his nest' for when he eventually calls it a day.

Ruby