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    Turkish Air

    Post  Admin on Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:14 pm


    How sad and pathetic is this?! Another desperate numpty writes:




    "Sarah can't believe we are in AUGUST! 4 more weeks and we are both breathing in that turkish air..."





    lol!

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  ruby on Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:39 pm

    They must enjoy the smell of rotten eggs when the sewerage system gets blocked up in 40 degree heat.

    They usually have this problem near to the dolmus terminus in Marmaris (based on the hill between Marmaris and Icmeler), it doesnt matter what day it is, winter or summer, the stench is absolutely vile, in fact, enough to make you physically sick Very Happy

    Strange how the askims of these planks will soon be wanting to breath in the UK air and will do anything for a UK visa lol!

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Admin on Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:42 pm

    Ruby, why don't you start a little business canning Turkish Air and selling it to numpties over here? I bet you could get at least £19.99 a tin.

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  ruby on Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:48 pm

    What a brilliant idea Strawbs, I could set up one of those internet sites, just like the ones those numpties fish their askims off and bring back as much of the stench around the Siteler area of Marmaris in a large empty water container, as after all, air has not weight to it, then I could make a fortune Laughing

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Admin on Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:03 pm

    Oh there's definitely a market for it, Ruby!

    http://ecosalon.com/canned-fresh-air/


    I think the numpties would rush to sign up to your waiting list for a few dozen cans of Turkish Air, to keep them from collapsing with grief while they're in Manc or wherever.

    And the possibilities for growth are enormous. Besides "Fresh Marmara Sea Air" , "Sultry Night In Bar Street Air" "Stuffed Dolmus On A Sticky Hot Day Air" you could also can "LoveBoat Breakdancers Farts Air", "Hangover Kofte & Brain Soup Air" and "Morning After Stale Kebab Air"

    What do you think?

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  DennyK on Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:07 pm

    I really dislike that smell, you can also smell it as soon as you leave Dalaman Airport. I always feel I have to wash everything in the suitcase even if it has been washed before bringing it home, just to get rid of that smell. I know some people that call it 'that Turkish smell' but it really isnt a nice smell. As soon as the suitcase is emptied I have to spray it with febreze and close the suitcase so I cant smell it the next time I use the case.

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  DennyK on Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:08 pm

    lol @ strawberry and the 'air'
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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  ruby on Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:14 pm

    That is so funny Strawbs, reminds me of the Yankee Candles and their titles according to the different seasons.

    Wonder if I should copywrite the idea like Rachel did at the end of every post?

    I think the first perfumed air should be entitled 'Fart encaptured under the bed sheet' Very Happy

    Then 'sweaty shaven arm pit', 'bandaged head wedding day air' or even 'itchy balls'

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Guveclover on Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:13 pm

    LOL @ "Turkish air"!!

    My abiding memories of "Turkish air" are that sewerage smell mixed with coach diesel and fag smoke - oh, and not forgetting that vile, toxic stuff that bilges out of cylindrical tanks towed by tractors to kill the mosquitoes!! You'd could easily choke on that little lot! lol!
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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Teenz on Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:13 pm

    So funny, makes you wonder where people live if they think Turkey smells great Laughing
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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  ruby on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:02 am

    A new idea for bottled air 'Annecim's Prayer House' signature odour by JW

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Guveclover on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:16 am

    LOL Ruby!!!

    I bet Annecigm's prayer house smells of mothballs!! Eeewww pale
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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Turkishheartdrop on Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:43 am

    They cant let moths be eating those fluffy wool jumpers now can they? They wouldn't be able to strut their stuff with motheaten sweaters! clown
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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  ruby on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:44 am

    Wonder if Annecim has taught JW how to knit Flabby a typical Turkish jumper, you know the type, those disgusting thick brown patterned ones that they truly believe they look so trendy wearing. Also their winkle picker shoes to make them look like they take a size 12 in shoes Razz

    Bet we will hear all the wonders of Annecim upon her return to the States, bet Annecim farts wonders and shits miricles tongue

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    Re: Turkish Air

    Post  Pollypecker on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:04 am

    She should be honored to wipe his bum. Smile

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