My Pussy is Back !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Ladies and Lurkers


Message to all Lurkers/Jerkers

Did you all enjoy the SCANDAL? Better than News of the World eh? We all know that is the sort of rag you will be getting withdrawal symptoms from I am sure your vipers tongues have dried up to a strip of leather believing that Strawbs and I had fallen out - ha ha ha, cackle cackle cackle. Today the headlines tomorrow the hard times and no-one ever really knows the truth from the lies. In the end the story goes deeper and deeper and deeper inside. So off you go and get in your bored room as there is plenty more of my magic tricks to be played.

To My Friends

Thank you for all caring and wondering what was going on. Harry and I are now back to entertain you. I have missed you all so much, and of course I have never missed my clone Strawbs as we have been in constant contact all the time.

Look forward to posting with a vengeance.

Ruby

Hi Ruby

Glad to see you and Harry back!

The lurkers can wrap their soggy chips, mushy peas and deep fried Mars bars up in their old newspapers now, and stuff it in their cakeholes. They'll need consoling somehow - and food is the way to gooooooo!

I bet they're still croaking away somewhere.

Have you done your magic stuff yet and turned them into frogs?

Strawbs

Great to see you come back Ruby Found your posts really funny and need a spell or two....................

Thanks for the welcome THD, the Black Magic continues and my Voodoo Dolls say 'hi' and they will be making a comeback very soon, they just love photographs. Of course some of the lurkers will confuse my kind of Black Magic with the type you find in a box full of chocolates Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Strawbs, the Mars Bar made me remember a story years ago about Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull when they used a Mars Bar as a sex toy. Goodness, I just could NOT imagine the abnormal morbidly obese women trying out that act They would lose the Mars Bar and it would melt into the black hole

Apologies to all with a delicate stomach, I did not mean to make you feel repulsed

Ruby

Hi ruby glad to see you and your pussy back Harry looks very contented x

Hi Hayley

Thank you for your warm welcome. Yes Harry is very contented, I rescued him from Marmaris, he was a starving street kitten who I adopted and took him into my house in Marmaris. When I returned back to the UK I could not leave my Long Beach Boy, so he flew back into Manchester, had to go into quarantine for 6 months, cost an arm and a leg but he is worth every penny. My Harry has his ILR

Ruby

Ooh Ruby, yes I've heard that story about Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful....but back then Mars Bars were bigger - I'm sure of it! I swear they've got smaller to what they used to be.

I'm glad I've already had my breakfast, you know; the thought of a giant obese lardbucket performing with a Mars Bar is just too revolting to contemplate. There's something quite obscene about all that blubber writhing around underneath a weed isn't there?

Strawbs

Awwww harry has his ILR ...that is so sweet and funny and like you i would have bought him home.when we were staying in bodrum i fell in love with this stray dog but obviously couldnt take him.for a long time we thought he was a girl until one night he brought a friend round who was female and when our dog laid down he amazingly had not one but two sets of balls ! hmmmm strange that,anyone else ever heard of that? ........ with regards to mars bars forget mick jaggers use of them as far as im concerned they are best when dipped in a hot cup of tea! yummy

Hello Hayley

You have made me laugh. A dog with TWO sets of balls, well all I can say is he is Turkish

Bet if that got out, all Turkish men would brag that they have two sets of balls as well, bet that dog is the envy of all the other male dogs.

I wont tell my Harry about the dog with two sets of balls as he will be jealous

I always find Mars Bars a bit sickly, and I absolutely hate tea, but I do love Crunchies, I have to take a supply of them to Turkey everytime I go as I cannot go without my fix. Also love Tesco's instore Hot Cross Buns, so if they are 'in season' I take them over as hand luggage then freeze them.

Ruby